Dog Snot

When you blow your nose in a set of pussy lips.

Had a cold when I went down on your mom so I gave her a Dog Snot.

by Dingaroo December 2, 2020

Schlong snot

Euphemism for semen

"Cum is such an outdated term. You should call it schlong snot instead"

by Nuts N. Bolts December 6, 2020

Shit Snot

Forcefully pushing out a ripper of a fart resulting in accidental wet, anal leakage

Beadle was surprised to find his pants filled with Shit Snot after farting by the office photocopier

by Howard Towers December 8, 2020

Snot Sucker

An offensive slur used against Eskimos and indigenous people living in northern climates. Snot Sucker refers to the practice of an Inuit mother orally sucking the mucus out of their infant child's nose. The purpose of snot sucking is to prevent nose discharge from dripping onto the child's face and freezing due to the sub-zero temperatures.

"I saw a documentary about Eskimos and watched those snot suckers kill a reindeer"

by Albinez December 19, 2020

Snot-Clot

Wads of Tissue Paper Packed Inside the Nostrils to Clot a Runny Nose.

I need tissue paper to make a “Snot-Clot” for my runny nose.

by Elliot.T.Kings December 20, 2020

the river raisin snot rocket

When a male is receiving oral sex and about the time he cums he grabs his partner by the ears and cums til it comes out the other persons nose.

Dave: I gave Jackson the river raisin snot rocket the other day while he swung his jazz hands around and snot rocketed all over my dick.

by The river raisin volcano December 21, 2020

snot swab

Slang for nasopharyngeal swabs used to test people for COVID 19. So named because the Nurse or Doctor (usually Nurse) doing the test inserts a long handled swab into the subject's nose and into one of their sinus cavities. The sinuses produce snot, and COVID 19 lives in the sinuses.

As a healthcare worker, I have to go for COVID 19 testing every 2 weeks at work. It doesn't hurt that much if the Nurse doing the test uses a gentle touch (it's no more painful than having chlorinated pool water enter your nostrils). At my last COVID test, I joked with my Nurse friend inserting the swab, "Time for a snot swab"

by chrisssy226 November 20, 2020