simoneta

An anomaly. A glitch in the system. The breaker of the Matrix and disproved of physics. Will ride the rear rack of any bike.

Person 1: Did you see that girl riding the rear rack of that bike?
Person 2: Yes, such a Simoneta. She must’ve also come up with the idea of room temperature ice.

by Definerofwords12 November 22, 2021

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Simonee

He is the only god
He farted out the multiverse an infinite amount of years ago

He takes the form of a iguana as we cannot comprehend the his true form

He fought bully magiure over a morbillion years ago however he was only able to imprison him in the middle of the multiverse but in order to help him defeat him you must pray to him in order to reach out salvation

I love the almighty simonee

by The Pope of simoneeism June 27, 2022

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Simonbradshaw

the worse, most extereme case of violent diarrehea one can imagine,usually accompanied by a foul almost inhuman stench. Often induces nausea and vomitting.

Oh man I had the worse case of simonbradshaw lastnight.

by dontfkwitme October 20, 2008

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Simon Brocrotch

1) A name you call people for teh lulz

2) A fake name you use to get out of any situation

1) person1: Hey your name is fully Simon Brocrotch

person2: ouch.
2) person 1: Hey are you that guy who ran me over lastnight?

person 2: Yes, I am Simon Brocrotch

by Simon Brocrotch May 25, 2009

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Simon Birch

1. A movie that midgets often masturbate to.

2. (verb) "to birch", The act of standing on one's knees to perform a reach-around while pretending to be a crippled midget.

Example:

Bro 1: "My knees hurt."

Bro 2: "Why bro?"

Bro 1: "Because I simon birched your mom last night!"

Bro 2: "Whoa, proper Van Dammage dude."

Bro 3: "My knees hurt too."

by Wilma333 May 2, 2010

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