Melbourne Shuffle

An epileptic spasm in slippery shoes, usually orchestrated by low brow knuckle draggers who look like David Bowie on a bad hair day, clad in equally as ugly white jeans and oversized, outdated sweatshop shoes.

These "dances" are usually carried out upon the floors of Melbourne idiot gatherings known as "clubs" by ecstasy-tripping transvestites in order to attract the attention of the opposite sex, who, ironically, usually bears more body hair than the "dancer".

Two Hektik Kents on a dancefloor discussing the quality of a Melbourne Shuffle

Hektik Kent #1: "Did you see Dimma's mint shuffle, brah?"

Hektik Kent #2: "Yeah, bro's a sick kent, re!"

by AdoptingARealName October 13, 2008

Adnan Shuffle

Sequence of calm subtle movements resulting in the death of a population.

"Hope you've all done your homework otherwise the Adnan shuffle will be put into use"

by Country Club92 December 5, 2011

Nigger Shuffle

A take on the classic 'Cupid Shuffle' invented by some gay Bluffton Kids with nothing better to do than play quiplash and say Nigger. Probably involves a lot of cotton picking, lynching, illiteracy and otherwise niggardly activities.

Daniel: Hey guys, look at me dance!
Kevin: Daniel quit doing the nigger shuffle before I whip you senseless!

by Somepoorblufftonboi February 17, 2019

Penguine Shuffle

The act of clentching your ass cheeks together and taking short steps while waddling to avoid anal leakage, or to prevent further blowouts.

Upon waking up after a long night of drinking I had to do the penguine shuffle all the way to the bathroom so I didnt shit my pants.

by super special E March 13, 2010

Electro shuffle

A dance in a very popular game called fortnite if u haven't already you should get it free on ps4 console

Brooooooooooo do you got the electro shuffle

by Mystery man mwaahahaha June 11, 2018

Shuffle Moose

A secret girl code for needed to go to the bathroom when you want to go with your friend but dont want to say it when there are people around.

Girl 1: Shuffle Moose
Girl 2: *knods head*
*both race to bathroom*
Boy 1: WTF

by heyyyyyyygurrllllllllllll June 10, 2017

the miami shuffle

Dancing to modern music but it in the stlye of the 80s, with minimal hip movement but maximum shoudler movement.

Mainly seen by drunk people that cannot dance but caught in the moment.

the miami shuffle that luke produced was immense tonight

by liladd October 16, 2012