security dick

a security dick is a guy that's sole purpose on earth is to provide security for his girl friend not knowing that he is being used for that purpose only

a dumb guy that is pussy whipped and is being used

any guy that goes to a 9-5 5 days a week and works like a dog to support a woman and or girl friend that is cheating on him behind his back .

laura was low on money so she went to the local bar to pick up a security dick to sponsor her cunt through life so she wont have to work .

2-a guy was picking on laura today so she ran to her guy friend/security dick for protection only the security dick would not have protected her if he knew the guy that was picking on her was actually her boy friend .

by zebra22 September 28, 2008

Second-Hand Drivebye

When you take a large hit of marijuana,walk past someone and exhale rapidly in their face while walking by,intending to make them high.

As I hit the blunt i decided to take a huge hit.After that I proceeded across the party and found an unsuspecting victim and when he wasn't looking i blew the smoke right in his face and left before he knew it was me.This is known as "The Second-Hand Drivebye.

by DoonerTM January 4, 2010

secondhand snowball

noun

1. Being hit by a snowball meant for another
2. Being hit by parts of a snowball that hit another

Emily: "Ugh! I got hit by secondhand snowball again! I swear I'm going to get frostbite!"

by HowieDoo December 27, 2010

Secluse

A derivitive from seclusion.

N: 1. A small room, a hole, a corner. 2. a place were no many wander yander.

1. Putting an agitated person in a secluse free of stimulation may help them chill the fuck out.

2. He is hidden away all day up in his secluse.

3. Sometimes I wish we could lock the drunker roomate in a secluse so he never gets out.

by DUSTBURRY March 29, 2011

second semester

Pertaining to the high school students in their second semester of senior year, it is the act of doing poorly on one's assingment, paper, and or tests.

This does not just go for schoolwork, can be done in all facets of life also.

dude, I totally second semestered that test.

I didnt even read the book, I'm gonna second semester it

I just second semestered that red light

by High Times at New Trier High June 13, 2012

Secondee

A "second" woman - lover.

Hey Gaylord, how are you? Guess what! I am divorced now, so I can finally marry my secondee!

by karosh February 19, 2013

Second Hand Period

Similar to second hand smoke, if you are around a women too long when she is on her period, the effects may start to wear on you as well. Common symptoms include headaches, cramps, or the uncontrollable urge to smack 'a bitch. The best way to deal with a Second Hand Period is to avoid the demon at all costs until she returns back into her dormant state.

"Oh man, last night I was hangin' out with my girl, and she wouldn't stop nagging me. It got so bad I had to step outside for a minute before I got a headache."

"Sounds like a Second Hand Period..."

"A, what?"

"Second Hand Period, you've never heard of it? It's when your girl's on her period and her lady parts start sending out radars that interfere with your neurotransmitters."

"Damn, so that's what it is...."

"Ya bro, scary shit..."

by GnarGnar47 May 16, 2013