When an individual (most likely a virgin) pre-cums like a motherfucker and puts his 12 incher into his partners cooch. He makes one thrust and there it goes..........this creates a very tense situation which is called a 3 second pregnancy scare. The man ends up learning from his mistake and vows from this day forward to always use a ribbed magnum before he engages in intercourse ever again.
He's so big lets hope he will not break through the fucking magnum.
He's so big lets hope he will not break through the fucking magnum.
Virgin: Man I had a 3 Second Pregnancy Scare last night
College Student: Yo what do u mean by that?
Virgin: I put it in and busted within 3 seconds
College Student: WTF I bet that she was pissed
Virgin: I dunno man but that was the scariest moment of my life, i will never forget my ribbed magnums again!
College Student: Yo what do u mean by that?
Virgin: I put it in and busted within 3 seconds
College Student: WTF I bet that she was pissed
Virgin: I dunno man but that was the scariest moment of my life, i will never forget my ribbed magnums again!
by Grinnell April 1, 2008
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by me12323242153 July 29, 2009
Get the Vagina Scarecrow mug.1. The act of killing and hollowing someone out, then stuffing their body with hay or cotton.
2. Standing in a field waiting for something to happen. Usually used as an insult.
2. Standing in a field waiting for something to happen. Usually used as an insult.
1. Did you hear about James? Yeah, some freak scarecrowed him and left him hanging in his apartment.
2. What the fuck is grandpa doing in the yard? He's just standing there scarecrowing and staring at passing cars again.
2. What the fuck is grandpa doing in the yard? He's just standing there scarecrowing and staring at passing cars again.
by Hyptosis July 1, 2011
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Guy 1: Dude!! I got so scareroused when Helga passed by...
Guy 2: Yea man... I can tell...
Guy 1: Oh...shit...
Guy 2:...yea...and semen...
Guy 2: Yea man... I can tell...
Guy 1: Oh...shit...
Guy 2:...yea...and semen...
by Dr.Thiago August 22, 2011
Get the Scareroused mug.Schreck shrek verb (used with object) -ed, -ing
1. The process by which a white male is viciously attacked for saying something perfectly reasonable and that that women and minorities say every day. It refers to a pundit in Canada who caused a national outrage when he suggested a female politician's cleavage in the legislature was inappropriate, despite the fact that 62% of women polled by LinkedIn identified inappropriate attire as a workplace peeve.
French: le Schreck (masc.) -Shrecké (past tense), que tu Schreck (Plus-que-Parfait)
1. The process by which a white male is viciously attacked for saying something perfectly reasonable and that that women and minorities say every day. It refers to a pundit in Canada who caused a national outrage when he suggested a female politician's cleavage in the legislature was inappropriate, despite the fact that 62% of women polled by LinkedIn identified inappropriate attire as a workplace peeve.
French: le Schreck (masc.) -Shrecké (past tense), que tu Schreck (Plus-que-Parfait)
Did you hear that Larry Summers got canned as president of Harvard for saying boys and girls are somewhat different? Dude got totally Schrecked.
The male candidate received a thorough Schrecking when he suggested women seek counselling before abortion, despite his female opponent saying the exact same thing.
Obama doesn't support gay marriage? Wow, if he were a white dude he'd totally get Schrecked.
Sacre bleu! Mon chum été Schrecké par le Journal de Montréal à cause de critiqué les féministes!
The male candidate received a thorough Schrecking when he suggested women seek counselling before abortion, despite his female opponent saying the exact same thing.
Obama doesn't support gay marriage? Wow, if he were a white dude he'd totally get Schrecked.
Sacre bleu! Mon chum été Schrecké par le Journal de Montréal à cause de critiqué les féministes!
by BCer October 8, 2011
Get the Schreck mug.One who embarks on a night out on the town with one idea in their thoughts - to get f***** up beyond belief on their choice of drugs - alcohol, ecstasy, cocaine, valium. You name it...
This results in a total loss of inibitions which invariably results in one of the following:
1. Waking up next to a fat hairy heifer
2. Fighting with Big Mad Malcy McQ
3. Pole-Dancing
4. Questioning the bouncers (CUNTS!) authority.
5. Stealing people's drinks from their table.
6. Staggering home hoping you dinnae get beat up by the local bampots.
This results in a total loss of inibitions which invariably results in one of the following:
1. Waking up next to a fat hairy heifer
2. Fighting with Big Mad Malcy McQ
3. Pole-Dancing
4. Questioning the bouncers (CUNTS!) authority.
5. Stealing people's drinks from their table.
6. Staggering home hoping you dinnae get beat up by the local bampots.
Chaos mode. You've had one or four too many Double Glen Morangies and that girl you're eyeing up is actually a big fat hairy heifer. You think it's time to improvise a few moves on the dance floor, namely faliing on your arse. You see someone you know and talk s*** to them for as long as you can about how you love them really. You are a bomb scare!
by Malcy McQ February 6, 2007
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