rusty tambourine

1. A poorly maintained tambourine. Perhaps because it got dropped in a puddle or left outside or something.

2. Like a rusty trombone, but for people who can't really play an instrument.

1.
"Hey buddy, that's a pretty rusty tambourine."
"Yeah, I guess I dropped it in a puddle or left it outside or something."

2.
"I thought it would be hot if I got a rusty trombone from Janet, but it was sort of like getting an amateur prostate exam and an indian burn at the same time. It's like kids aren't learning anything at band camp nowadays."
"You shouldn't say 'indian burn,' dude. That's not cool."

by Harris Bergstein November 3, 2007

rusty trombone

To be rimmed while simultaneously recieving a handjob.


(It has NOTHING to do with "mud butt". whomever posted that definition is completely wrong and a moron. That is known as "scat". The anus is clean while getting rimmed.)

"She tongued my asshole while giving me the best handjob I've ever had in my life!"

by Shane March 11, 2005

Rusty Magoo

Simalar too the Mr. Magoo but different. After anal sex flip the girl around and slap her across both eyes with your shitty dick, making her squint then whack the end of her nose with your penis to make her nose swell alittle. She will look like Mr. Magoo

After reaming that hot ass I flipped her over and gave her one mean Rusty Magoo!

by rustyfalcon March 23, 2008

rusty fishook

A sexual act consisting of a man sticking his finger in a girl's asshole while fucking her doggie-style and preceding to reach "hook" it into her mouth like a fisherman

i gave that Rita be-och a rusty fishook to remember me by

by OSUDamian April 22, 2006

Rusty Kramer

When a chick blows you after you screw her while she's on the rag.

I gave this girl the Rusty Kramer the other night. It was pretty sick.

by Ned Kennedy October 13, 2004

Rusty Beard

When you are eating a chick and she shits on your face.

Dude, i was having fun with this chick last night and she gave me a rusty beard.

by Cory Mohr January 2, 2009

Rusty Handcuff

A sexual maneuver, where when being anally fisted a person clenches their anus so tightly that the 'fister' is unable to remove their hand from the 'fistee'.

"I was fisting this Craiglist hooker when all of a sudden she gave me the rusty handcuff. I had to wear her like a sock puppet for nearly an hour."

by Ten-eight March 28, 2015