Rugged

When you life savings gets fucked over in the ass within 2 seconds by some shitcoin.

Jeff: Bro, I just got rugged by a coin called "hairyniggaballs"!!!!
Bob: Back to McDonald's you go.

by anonymous January 22, 2025

Rug Burn

When someone has Chlamydia, and has a hairy downstairs.

I have such rug burn right now.

by Zipwubadub June 30, 2016

Lumpy Rug

Pubic hair that has bumps , most likely herpes or some other form of STD.

I went down on her and she had a lumpy rug! She must get around!

by Dezire July 23, 2011

Rug-closet

Taking clothes that you are too lazy to put away and stuffing them under a rug.

Sophia put her clothes in her rug-closet to clean her room faster.

by Wathay6908 November 15, 2016

jack rug

Synonym of jizz rag; something used to wipe up semen after masturbation.

Keep a jack rug handy when wanking to tidy up your mess and wipe away your shame.

by Randy Rick 69 June 9, 2017

Disco Rug

A Disco Rug is an interchangeable term used to describe either a mustache or pubic hair, with the meaning typically depending on the context in which it is used.

Example A: “Hey man, I saw you rocking that disco rug Saturday night. Lookin’ good!”

Example B: “It was a long night. We went back to their apartment and I found out they had a crazy Disco Rug.”

by NumberOneSwimmer February 8, 2022

Snow In The Rug

A snow in the rug is when you are doing way too much cocaine and your moustache gets a white clusterfuck of cocaine stuck between the hairs and it becomes a snow in the rug. Hollywoods can most definatley lead to snow in the rug!

Bro... you have way too much fucking snow in the rug, ease off the bag and CTFO (Chill the fuck out)! You Got Me Burnin' Up With You!

by Beat Eva December 31, 2020