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rug ride

a) when your dog is on your throw rug and you pull them around the linoleum on it.

b) when your girlfriend doesn't wax and you "do it"

c) when you trip on magic mushrooms but can't afford a magic carpet so you just trip on a rug
C'mere, Spot, momma wants to give you a rug ride.
by blundering_buttnut@yahoo.com November 16, 2010
mugGet the rug ridemug.

rug

You're channeling your inner rug, you liar!
by SusyDented December 28, 2020
mugGet the rugmug.

kitty bear rug

A cat that flattens itself on the floor in such an extreme way that it looks like a limp, lifeless rug. Typically displayed when the cat is either avoiding work, playing dead, or simply indulging in maximum relaxation. Often an act of pure defiance or passive resistance, usually at the most inconvenient times.

In meme culture, kitty bear rug also refers to a moment of sabotage, especially in financial markets or social settings. When someone or something unexpectedly “pulls the rug” out from under a situation, often causing a crash or immediate downfall, much like the unpredictability of a cat going full rug-mode without warning.
"I tried to clean the living room, but my cat went full Kitty Bear Rug and now I can't move her."
"The token was looking good, then that one whale I trusted did a kitty bear rug and now everything’s in the red."
by ana_san November 20, 2024
mugGet the kitty bear rugmug.

Yankee Rug-Tug

When an American integrates into your life with wild promises, then goes back on their word leaving you high, dry & disappointed.
I worked so hard and expected to make so much money this week, but old Frank pulled a Yankee Rug-Tug and now I have nothing.
by Thetug January 6, 2022
mugGet the Yankee Rug-Tugmug.

Columbian Rug Burn

When you drag your testicles across your rug, it gives you a big rug burn on your penis. After that, you pour bleach over the wound.
yo bro i just gave my self a Columbian Rug Burn last week
by Gay_faggot_swag25 April 29, 2025
mugGet the Columbian Rug Burnmug.

A thug in a rug

A derogatory term to describe Muslim guard usually when a person wears a head wrapping or full Middle Eastern head to toe gear.
Look at that Arab in those rags hes nothing but A thug in a rug.'
by EmJayee June 3, 2022
mugGet the A thug in a rugmug.

Snow In The Rug

A snow in the rug is when you are doing way too much cocaine and your moustache gets a white clusterfuck of cocaine stuck between the hairs and it becomes a snow in the rug. Hollywoods can most definatley lead to snow in the rug!
Bro... you have way too much fucking snow in the rug, ease off the bag and CTFO (Chill the fuck out)! You Got Me Burnin' Up With You!
by Beat Eva December 31, 2020
mugGet the Snow In The Rugmug.

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