Dutch on a rug

Last night I was in bed with a girl and smelt something and I think she was going Dutch on a rug.
by Christianlikesrimjobs January 17, 2016
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d rugs

D rugs when ur housemate over thinks a text from a dealer
Guys what does d rugs mean. Google it so I can reply
by Poo2222 December 04, 2018
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Lumpy Rug

Pubic hair that has bumps , most likely herpes or some other form of STD.
I went down on her and she had a lumpy rug! She must get around!
by Dezire July 23, 2011
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kitty bear rug

A cat that flattens itself on the floor in such an extreme way that it looks like a limp, lifeless rug. Typically displayed when the cat is either avoiding work, playing dead, or simply indulging in maximum relaxation. Often an act of pure defiance or passive resistance, usually at the most inconvenient times.

In meme culture, kitty bear rug also refers to a moment of sabotage, especially in financial markets or social settings. When someone or something unexpectedly “pulls the rug” out from under a situation, often causing a crash or immediate downfall, much like the unpredictability of a cat going full rug-mode without warning.
"I tried to clean the living room, but my cat went full Kitty Bear Rug and now I can't move her."
"The token was looking good, then that one whale I trusted did a kitty bear rug and now everything’s in the red."
by ana_san November 20, 2024
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Rug Kisser

I needed help with my printer and I called tech support and a Rug Kisser picked up.
by Captain Lean August 21, 2015
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mug rug

Rug for your mug; beard.
Did you see his beard? He has one sick mug rug.
by Gang/star/kitty November 13, 2014
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Rug Nugs

Rug nugs are the little specs or nuggets of toilet paper often found in the vulva or anus after a woman urinates or poos. More often than not they are found during cunnilingus or ass eating.
I collecting four rug nugs when I ate Stacey box.

It’s not her smelly ass that puts me off, it’s her brown rug nugs.
by James the Jaffa September 10, 2022
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