Cut A Rug

The explosion of a vaginal fart, or vart, from the vaginal canal while in close proximity or in passing of a group of people
"I'm so embarrassed I just cut a rug in line for confession. Now everyone knows I'm having premarital sex FML"
by LaPendeja August 20, 2024
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Rugged Man

An American version of Ali G, a parody of young middle class white men who affect urban machismo and the trappings of afro-carribean men's culture to mask their underlying soft, effete nature, and highly privileged background.

The actor who plays Rugged Man, RA Salvatore, has been praised as a comedy genius for the juxtaposition of the powdered, rouged, eyeliner-bearded appearance and teenage broken-voiced screeching of the character "Rugged Man", against the tough guy posturing, threats and violent demeanour he believes to be imposing. However, he has failed to rival the critical acclaim of Cohen's "Ali G" as the Anglo-Jewish thespian, comedian and polymath who plays Ali G makes a far more convincing urban hard man than RA.
Dude: Yo bro, I think I am going to wear a top hat and listen to tzaikovsky at high volume while we cruise in our low rider, Bitch! Maybe we can stop off at the zoo and I will bench press a gorilla. Yo.
Other dude: Fix up your life ffs, you Rugged Man or something?
by Dresden Akara January 01, 2022
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Rugged Guckert

Action performed during sex. The “jim” lies on his back and is mounted reverse cowgirl by his male/female partner. The “jim” initiates the guckert portion of the act by spitting mucus into the anus of the top mounted party while simultaneously urinating in/in the general direction of the top mounts mouth. The “jim” then begins swirling the mucus in a clockwise motion around the rim of the top mounts anus. The act concludes with the “jim” taking an invisible shit and asking for a cigarette. No one cums and the totality of all these acts are indeed rugged.
If your spitter and your piss bottle are one in the same than you are probably Jim guckert and likely have executed a rugged guckert
by Rugged jim guckert January 01, 2024
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The Faze Rug Walk

The Faze Rug walk is a certification given to food that tastes good by blatantly walking off into the distance without saying any word.
Noah- Is the pizza The Faze Rug Walk worthy?
Brain- *walks off into the distance without saying anything*
by plxsma February 09, 2023
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A thug in a rug

A derogatory term to describe Muslim guard usually when a person wears a head wrapping or full Middle Eastern head to toe gear.
Look at that Arab in those rags hes nothing but A thug in a rug.'
by EmJayee June 04, 2022
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Rug Kisser

I needed help with my printer and I called tech support and a Rug Kisser picked up.
by Captain Lean August 21, 2015
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kitty bear rug

A cat that flattens itself on the floor in such an extreme way that it looks like a limp, lifeless rug. Typically displayed when the cat is either avoiding work, playing dead, or simply indulging in maximum relaxation. Often an act of pure defiance or passive resistance, usually at the most inconvenient times.

In meme culture, kitty bear rug also refers to a moment of sabotage, especially in financial markets or social settings. When someone or something unexpectedly “pulls the rug” out from under a situation, often causing a crash or immediate downfall, much like the unpredictability of a cat going full rug-mode without warning.
"I tried to clean the living room, but my cat went full Kitty Bear Rug and now I can't move her."
"The token was looking good, then that one whale I trusted did a kitty bear rug and now everything’s in the red."
by ana_san November 20, 2024
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