jack rug

Synonym of jizz rag; something used to wipe up semen after masturbation.

Keep a jack rug handy when wanking to tidy up your mess and wipe away your shame.

by Randy Rick 69 June 9, 2017

Rug-closet

Taking clothes that you are too lazy to put away and stuffing them under a rug.

Sophia put her clothes in her rug-closet to clean her room faster.

by Wathay6908 November 15, 2016

Lumpy Rug

Pubic hair that has bumps , most likely herpes or some other form of STD.

I went down on her and she had a lumpy rug! She must get around!

by Dezire July 23, 2011

Rugged

Stock or crytpo crash. When the price of an investment (e.g. stock or crypto) crashes, i.e. drops by 50% - 90%.

"When I was investing in 20 gaming coins, 2 of them rugged on me" Alex Becker 7/21/24 YT video

by showerdnblueblazerdd July 22, 2024

Rugged

When you life savings gets fucked over in the ass within 2 seconds by some shitcoin.

Jeff: Bro, I just got rugged by a coin called "hairyniggaballs"!!!!
Bob: Back to McDonald's you go.

by anonymous January 22, 2025

Snow In The Rug

A snow in the rug is when you are doing way too much cocaine and your moustache gets a white clusterfuck of cocaine stuck between the hairs and it becomes a snow in the rug. Hollywoods can most definatley lead to snow in the rug!

Bro... you have way too much fucking snow in the rug, ease off the bag and CTFO (Chill the fuck out)! You Got Me Burnin' Up With You!

by Beat Eva December 31, 2020

Rug Assault

It's been a road comes out of nowhere and all of a sudden attacks you and you feel like oh my God the rugs all over me.

That guy is so hairy I feel like he might do a rug assault.

by LeoSin March 15, 2025