sexiest man alive who is also very chaotic as he has in the past:went on a date with a stalker to scare her, has said he thinks there is a ballerina inside of him, and got expelled in high school for selling porno magazines! also played daddy edward cullen in the twighlight series and deadric in harry potter !
by rrjekbekekedbeikcc November 02, 2020
This is the super villain called Spunk ransom’s alter ego. Spunk ransom is known to give off the distinct smell of crayons. He is also known for biting babies and even as a child he had this evil with in him. It all started when he locked his substitute teacher in a closet and ever since then he has been causing distress to many people.
Boy: Hey, Robert Pattinson kinda looks like a hotter version of Spunk Ransom.
Girl: you idiot he is Spunk Ransom
Girl: you idiot he is Spunk Ransom
by Stan Lana Delray December 29, 2020
Robert-John is an amazing person. His spirit lights up a room. You will never find anyone so perfect and adorable. His humor is above par and his loyalty is what lover's dream about. He is caring, but will put a fool in their place.
by Rob Rocka! March 12, 2017
by mimiblabla December 19, 2009
Most amazing guy ever to have lived. He's an actor and has played many roles such as Cedric diggory in 'Harry potter and the order of the phoenix'. He's also going to be the big star in this years release of 'twilight' which was originally a book written by Stephenie meyer. Robert Is playing the 'good 'vegetarian' vampire' called Edward Cullen who falls in love with a girl called Bella swan.
He was Born in London, England in 1986. He is also a very good pianist and guitarist.
He was Born in London, England in 1986. He is also a very good pianist and guitarist.
by Laura Jennings May 04, 2008
This is the best actor in the world.
He has played charaters such as:
Edward Cullen (Twilight)
Art (How To Be)
Daniel Gale (Bad Mothers Handbook)
Cedric Diggory (Harry Potter GOF)
He is my favorite actor, and should be yours.
Sadly, Robert has been commonly associated with Twilight and people forget about his other films.
but he is amazing. :)
I LOVE HIS EYEBROWS
and hes a sex bomb
He has played charaters such as:
Edward Cullen (Twilight)
Art (How To Be)
Daniel Gale (Bad Mothers Handbook)
Cedric Diggory (Harry Potter GOF)
He is my favorite actor, and should be yours.
Sadly, Robert has been commonly associated with Twilight and people forget about his other films.
but he is amazing. :)
I LOVE HIS EYEBROWS
and hes a sex bomb
Erica: Hey look at that guys eyebrows.. they are big.
Carly: Eyyy man. Don't mess, those are R-pattz (Robert Pattinson) eyebrows!
DON'T GIVE ME THUMBS DOWN!
Carly: Eyyy man. Don't mess, those are R-pattz (Robert Pattinson) eyebrows!
DON'T GIVE ME THUMBS DOWN!
by rushbrook April 23, 2008
Absolute epic gamer, has a big schlong which dominates girls in the bedroom. A hilarious chilled out dude who takes shit from no one.
by EugeneSlayer64 June 01, 2019