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James' Root Oil

by An Alside Employee December 10, 2016
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Community Roots Academy

Community Roots Academy is a large public school. In World War One, Two and Three It was used as an Air Force Base. Most people that attend this K-8 school are either Nazis or Germans. A lot of people come to this school to see what it was like in WWIII. On average, this school gets bombed about 30 times a year. But the amazing part is that only 3532 people have died from the bombings! All of the teachers at Community Roots Academy tried to get into art school but failed. Most teachers work for the German Government now. If you want to send your child here, send them with an M16 and an Assault Rifle. An acronym is most commonly used to refer to the schools name. The acronym is CRA.
"Im gonna go to Community Roots Academy"
-No one ever
by Joe_Swanson39 January 19, 2023
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Root Beer Sexual

I’m a root beer sexual and use guns daily.
by Willis Wallis June 9, 2023
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Take the scenic root

Sleeping with a tattooed person rather then a non tattooed person.
Take the scenic root rather then the scenic route (destination)
by anonymous August 15, 2021
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poppin roots

going to the barber and getting a
his hair took down and retwisted ,rebraided..etc
in lil wytes song he says "down town 'POPPIN ROOTS '"..he's saying after his heads right. he is able to go into public. he's using a common anxiety pill .washing it with alcohol because he is not just addicted to the 2 previously named control substances due to his crippling anxiety due to his low pay and hard life to become a better person In societies crippling ring of perpetual chaos.
by GadRabTHEGREATONE July 21, 2021
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Chief's white root cream

The magic potion that will cure any ailment
Person 1) "My pussy hurts today"

Person 2) "maybe you need a little Chief's white root cream for that"
by Chief of Geist July 23, 2023
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Barq's Root Beer

The poor man's Mug Root Beer for when you just want a large-ass $1 infinitely refillable cup from McDonald's to sit down with in the bathroom drinking enough root beer to be consistently pissing into and flooding the urinals from 3 feet away, destroy you kidneys and ruining everyone else's McBathroom experience
You know, I'm a mug fan, but damn, on any good day Barq's Root Beer's the SHIT
by IJustWantedToDefineOneWord January 27, 2023
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