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pudding roll 

A sexual act, typically occurring in prison, involving several stages.
1) The aggressor wraps his member in cellophane, and anally violates the recipient (who is usually a rotund individual), usually after meal time, so that a large amount of fecal material is present.
2) The aggressor then removes the feces-coated cellophane, and inverts it, creating a "roll", filled with "pudding", which he then squeezes out, in a fashion similar to a cake decorator, to create emojis for the recipient's amusement.
3) The recipient then consumes the "pudding", while quoting Bill Cosby Jello pudding pop commercials
Greg hasn't been the same since Will fed him a pudding roll. Now he stares at the wall, and doesn't say anything until you show him a smiley face, then he just yells out, "It's so rich and creamy!"
pudding roll by Dickshunairy April 19, 2018
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puddlecunt

A woman whose pussy gets extremely wet during sex.
That slut I brought home from the bar last night was a true puddlecunt. Her pussy got so wet during sex she flooded my bed.
puddlecunt by Dick Beeninya October 6, 2018

Puddle pounder 

When you finger blast her until she's drenched and you slap your dick against it to splash it everywhere.
Oh man I had the best puddle pounder last night. She got so wet and I splashed it everywhere with my dick!
Puddle pounder by DauntingMeerkat February 13, 2021
When you flip an NFT for a large profit.
I bought this penguin for 0.1 ETH and flipped it for 15 ETH. I'M PUDGIN'.
Pudgin by EatMyPoopiePies August 28, 2021

Puddle Clarity 

When you step into a puddle, fall into another dimension and immediately want to move to a warmer, dryer location.
I moved from Canada to Florida after an ass kicking of puddle clarity.
Puddle Clarity by Cfab97 February 11, 2022

Puddin' Momma 

A lady that aims to satisfy one or many. Generally in large group settings, with the work being completed behind closed doors.
Will you call Puddin' Momma, and ask her to bring a dessert tothe BBQ?
Puddin' Momma by Chane Chane June 29, 2023