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Loogie Pooter

A mucas infested pussy, or a loogie filled vagina.
When a guy coughs up a loogie into a girls vagina while eating her out. Her pussy then becomes a mucas infested pussy also known as a loogie pooter. It's disgusting.
by Matt Shaffer September 14, 2008
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prootd

the act of being not bootd or being a bitch
Master ''Prootd'' Jeff
by Luny617 April 28, 2008
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pooter tots

Pooter tots occurs when using a pan that was previously used for fish sticks to cook tater tots. Thus making the tater tots... taste and smell like fish or pooter (redneck word I heard once for pussy).
"awwww I just pulled out the tater tots"
"Why 'aww' then?"
"because they turned out to be pooter tots"
(sighs)

OR

"Hey these fishsticks are good man"
"bro... those aren't fishsticks..."
"awww! WTF dude!"
"dont worry man their just pooter tots"
by Loaked March 14, 2009
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pooterclam

When you fuck someone doggy style in someone else's kitchen and a guy rips a girls asshole by slipping.
"Ow, you just gave me a pooterclam!"
by junicholie April 16, 2009
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Protecticated

Protecticated - Verb
Pulling a condom over ones head and saying "I am protecticated"

Protectication - Adjective
When you pull a condom over someones head and tell them they are now Protecticated
Leah ran away with Jasper, and so Rika, whom wanted Jasper ran up to him, pulled a condom on his head and shouted "protecticated", she followed through by grabbing Jasper and legging it like mad.

Emily watched as Rika pulled a condom out and put it on her head, she was puzzled by the thought that Rika was now shouting protectivated until Rika pulled out on her head, shouting "you are now protecticated"
by Dave-i-did-it April 20, 2009
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pootexter

One who is pretending to be in the bathroom taking a crunch but is actually secretly texting someone.
Jane: Sally, where did your boyfriend go?
Sally: He thinks I don't know but he in the bathroom pootexting his next booty call. He's such a friggin pootexter.
Jane: What an asshole!
by JoJo_Love June 18, 2010
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prostetutor

A professional masseuse who works your mind and body.
My son was struggling academically so I hired a prostetutor. Now his grades are up... among other things.
by AndieNak May 29, 2011
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