Poon Dew

A delectable concoction of port and mountain dew. Often drank by those on a meager budget. This magical elixir is also known to produce no hangover the next day.

"Shall we drink some poon dew?" inquired Michael

"Fuck Yes!!!" replied the rest of the entourage, keen to become intoxicated once more.

by Mikey_T May 3, 2011

Poon-Toggle

The act of slapping your hand back and forth between someones legs, in the same act as flipping a light switch on and off repeatedly. The closer you are to their crotch the better the maneuver. Must be performed with guile otherwise it'll leave you questioning your sexuality.

I poon-toggled Dave while he was distracted by a pair of voluptuous breasts!

by The Togglers May 25, 2011

Poon ratio

The ratio of guys to poon at an event or place

Ollie: lHey Matt, what's the poon ratio at your uni ? ". Matt "it's about 50-50"

by Barry the wise July 21, 2016

Poonannie

A woman’s vagina

A woman’s vagina that has to be cleaned for her boyfriend

Freshen up your Poonannie poonannie poonannie

Freshen up your Poonannie For your boyfriend

by Haribooo_defonotfromaschool October 8, 2018

Ploonet

When you spell planet wrong

Look at that girl's minecraft username it says ploonet , she spelt planet wrong

by CatBuff May 19, 2020

Ming Poon

The head founder of the ks movement.

Ming Poon ks u la~

by kser October 9, 2003

Goat poon

Goat pussy

I really want some goat poon

by Poon slayer6969 October 28, 2016