porchegese breakfeast

Well it's when you make an omelet in a womens vag..you take
the eggs and the beater and you place the eggs in the woman and gently beat the eggs gently inside of her.slap her in the ass with the spatula if you want(always a bonus!)Now there ready to be cooked. Have her stand up let the egg drip out of her in to a hot skillett. and there you go breakfeast for too.
Just dont cook bacon naked!!!

Last night i fucked lindsey and this morning she wanted a porchegese breakfeast and she was delicous!!

by Sickness of the Nickness July 9, 2007

porch dick

A person standing on a porch being a dick to others.

Yo Jeff is being a porch dick

by jay247 March 8, 2015

porch atheist

Similar to porch dick, a porch atheist is a person who sits on their porch and yells at you just to let you know what's up.

The difference however, is that porch atheists try to educate you from their porch.

I got forcibly educated today by a porch atheist as I was walking home from church.

by Thememeshaha December 26, 2016

porcher

short for porch monkey

holy shit look at that porcher

by therealdn June 10, 2007

porch monkee

A member of the 60's pop group The Monkees sitting on a porch.

Mike Nesmith is sitting on his front porch. What a porch monkee!

by Peaches and Cream August 8, 2006

Poophead Jr.

(n) What a man calls his significant other's best friend.

1. Hey baby, you hanging out with poophead jr. tonight?

by gingerale217 July 16, 2009

porch goblin

Its the modern definition of a baby porch monkey or greasy dread headed chief keef

Look at that stanky nappy head porch goblin he for sure doesn't have running water poor porch goblin

by UncleSamInATrenchCoat August 13, 2017