non-planking-push-up pussy

A lazy piece of shit that things CrossFit push-up count as the daily pushups during a 30 day push up challenge with friends

non-planking-push-up pussy is defined as someone skipping out on the 30 day push-up challenge

by CoachMacDaddie August 22, 2023

Pistol packing

Always carrying a firearm especially a pistol

Popsmoke :said am never lacking, always Pistol packing with them automatics we gon send em to Heaven

by Trey smoke September 25, 2023

Belly Packing

The act of drilling a hole it someone's belly button and pissing and shtiting down there, You then put a straw down there and suck it out

Hey david, wanna go do some belly packing later?

by SigmaMoyaiWineLover February 4, 2024

Discord Packing

When 2 pathethic dorks get in a Discord call and start Roasting each other With Shitty loud mics ( they all suck worst packer is @apo.txt)

"im discord packing rn?"

by downsydrometurtle34 March 24, 2024

anal planking

Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking

"Damn Jimmy! Have you been working out? Your ass looks amazing!"

"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"

by moosedjelly February 6, 2025

anal planking

Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking

"Damn Jimmy! Have you been working out? Your ass looks amazing!"

"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"

by moosedjelly February 6, 2025

Parachute Packing

Mostly used for small plane owners. When you have free time away from your significant other, a phrase you use to throw them off the scent while you secretly indulge in secret sexual fetishes.

Honey, I promise, I’m only parachute packing today.

by Flanny McDougansnorfer May 10, 2025