Plofsky

The biggest gay guy you’ve ever met

That guy over there is such a Plofsky

by RussBus69 July 8, 2021

Pilots lunch

The thing you were supposed to plan 3 days ago while on a max duty day, rolling into a min rest, followed by another 6 legs.

Oh, you didn’t pack a bunch of that shitty hotel breakfast in your flight bag? Guess your eating a pilots lunch today.

by InvertedAv8r August 7, 2021

PILF

A female who is pregnant and a dude would smash stands for “Pregnant I’d Like To Fuck” similar to a “MILF”

My soon to be baby momma looks fine asf she’s definitely a pilf.

by IamBG59 August 23, 2021

pilf

professor i’d like to f**k

My friend Maya thinks that Professor Candice is a pilf and I wholeheartedly agree.

by lipidbilayer880 August 30, 2021

Pilf

Priest I would like to fuck

Bro 1: Dude did you see that dilf?
Bro 2: nah dude that’s a priest he’s a pilf

by Wildcat0018 September 26, 2021

Pilf

Stealing, cleaning friends houses to steal shit

Holy fuck, Jen went over to clean Jeff's house to pilf through all his shit.

I'm just going to the bathroom, don't pilf half my shit.

by DaCoolestBishhh October 11, 2021

Pilot Excuses

Excuses a pilot makes to get his/her way.

"We have the fuel truck hooked up at the end of the runway with the passengers on board. I know you guys are busy, but can we get a fuel load and add a dog?"

"I'm getting really sick of your pilot excuses."

by SirMcLongFinger November 23, 2021