pee fart

a fard and pee at both the same time

"dave, im in the 1 percent, I just pee farted!"

by Reggie from Nintendo March 22, 2021

Pee-drinker

I.E. Baby, since we all drink our own pee in the womb.

The doctor said Todd needed a couple of shots and Todd was being such a pee-drinker about it.

by Tyscyth November 16, 2010

pee bar

pee bar (n.)

A magic bar that appears when your bladder is full. It is often in reference to video game fanatics. As your bladder empties, the pee bar animated, slowly retreats back to nothing.

Video game nerd (1): My pee bar is full.

Video game nerd (2): Better go empty it before it explodes.

Both snort and giggle.

by geckopaws April 2, 2012

stand to pee

Stand to pee is a device that transexual men use to pee while standing. It allows them to feel less dysphoria while using the bathroom. Usually used before the person has surgery on the downstairs part of their body. Not that all trans men get the surgery.

Benny, who was born Brittany, left his stand to pee device at home and and to pee while sitting.

by Hekate100 November 15, 2018

Pee Rex

When one urinates on his or her partner while acting like a Tyrannosaurus Rex

Last night I was hanging out with Kate and she suggested I do the Pee Rex. So I did.

by Fijisqueegee April 17, 2017

zen pee

The process of urinating in a euphoric state of being, which creates a feeling of serenity and oneness with the world.

"In the morning, I prefer to experience a zen pee before I have my waffles."

by orgasmic tomatoes November 27, 2014

Ninja pee

peeing on the side of a toilet bowl to pee silently

I ninja pee so people can’t hear me pissing(my walls are thin)

by god of carrots May 15, 2021