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packeteer

A person who routinely provides or admires packets at meetings, references the packet, and ensures the availability of said packet.

Tends to closely bond with meetlovers, or may be a meetlover.
While Jeremy signed in for the meeting upon entering the room, Carol, the packeteer promptly asked, "Did you get a packet?"

While the meeting attendees settled at their tables, the packeteer announced, "I've made color-coded packets for you. You'll find one copied on baby blue paper, another on celedon, and finally one on buff paper."

Just before Therese, the meetlover began her presentation, one packeteer remarked to another packeteer in a whisper, "I love when they provide a hardcopy of the PowerPoint." "I was thinking the same thing", the other responded.
by Mama Dude January 26, 2011
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Jordan Packer

a person who likes to offer little boys popsicles out of the back of his big white van. Has a very tiny penis and likes to take pictures of guys asses. Registered child molester.
Me: "Did you hear about that guy who got arrested for raping kids at chuckee cheese?"
You: "Yeah he was such a Jordan Packer. "
by peacelover572 August 2, 2011
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pascal the peaker

pascal the peaker is a man who watches another man piss in a public washroom
dude: *piss*
pascal: nice setup
dude: SMOOTH MOVE PASCAL THE PEAKER!!!
by sir yohanis March 12, 2008
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Packed my lunch

Several hours after eating rich food it becomes a pneumatic thing. ie: Farting big time
Pew! Sorry, excuse me I was just packed my lunch.
by Ralph, the bus driver January 3, 2004
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pudge packer

a person who dates and or sleeps with verry large men or women without any shame. these people are of verry low moral standards and should be shamed out of all society
by rodruigez the light December 30, 2008
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kerry packered

Geez i'm kerry packered - i need a lie down
by ebuygum April 22, 2009
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pilly packer

a slang term for male genitalia which was originally used by actor Martin Lawrence on Feb. 19, 1994 during his notorious monologue on SNL that resulted in him getting banned from NBC.
Crystal: "hey girl, how did things go with Tim last night? did you get the D?"

Tyshawnda: "Girl! BARELY! His pilly packer was too small! It barely made it in and Tim couldn't stay hard!"

Crystal: "dang girl, I'm sorry"

Tyshawnda: "Yeah, the pilly packer wasn't satisfying."
by Nona.rosegold October 12, 2017
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