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half-past hammered

a phrase to describe the intensity or excessiveness to which one was intoxicated.
"Dave I can't believe you banged that fat chick last night!"

"Haha well I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't half-past hammered!"
by thekentuckykid August 23, 2011
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Past Acceptability Maximum

How much of a romantic or sexual past one is willing to accept in a prospective partner.
John never went more than second base himself. His past acceptability maximum is a woman who went as much as third base. He is unable to accept anyone with experience more than that.

Jack's past acceptability maximum was a woman who had slept with one man maximum. But as Jack gets older and is unable to find such women, his past acceptability maximum increases and becomes more lenient. He is now open to women who slept with two men maximum.

Jane's past acceptability maximum is a man who went to third base maximum. But when she meets the handsome and tall Juan, she forgets her past acceptability maximum.
by Ememento October 4, 2024
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Haunted by your past

The feeling of pain when ever you see that thing/person that never goes away you can’t ask everyone to not talk about because that thing is still apart of there life
The definition or defined word of haunted by your past is horrible don’t do stupid shit.
I hurt her and now I can’t stop see her every were I go.
Another word like this is guilt it eats you up inside.
by Nooooo your not perfect August 20, 2022
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past one

The action of being played
Damn, did he pull a past one?!
by Pizzasexual.Sam February 11, 2017
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Guy 1:I'll make people use past tense when referring to you, because you will be dead, because I will kill you
Guy 2: ok lol
by kkolokotronis July 15, 2024
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Glasses at 10 past 10

When on occasional spectacle wearer uses glasses to compensate when concentrating. Arms at 10 past, lens frame at 10 o'clock
"Pete means business on this Playstation fishing game. Glasses at 10 past 10".
by FishboyLells January 13, 2021
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Copy n' paste

These are roblox characters who are 5 y/o girls or 58 year old man behind the screen, they usually say your poor ( Probably you are ) And who wears those toothpicks legs with a stiched face so they can shut the heck up,they make fun of your ROBLOX CHARACTER because they think THEY are better than you
Dragon_125xx: Hello im new on this game

Copy n' paste: OMG WHY ARE U LIKE THAT HAHAHAAHAAHHA...NO ROBUX HAHAHAA.

Dragon_125xx: i just litterally said im new, are you blind?, didnt you see my chat you little dumb-

Copy n' paste: HUH HUH I CANt HEAR YOUUUUUUUUU

Dragon_125xx:... This is a game you cant hear the chats.

Copy n' paste: YA IK UGH YOUR SO ANNOYING

Dragon_125xx: When did i ask your opinion

Copy n' paste: uh....uhm Idk....uh... * Logs off*
by China Money March 7, 2022
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