Parker

A beautiful snowman that’s always there for people, always knows what to say, sings really well and is a blessing to everyone on earth. He is also an angel who tries to wear a demon costume but it doesn’t fit and his halo keeps poking out, and the strongest person on this big round ball of dirt and suffering

“Did you hear about what Parker did?”

“Yeah, they’re still trying to put the corpses back”

by K.A.M.I.K.A.Z.E. August 1, 2019

Parker

Parker is an athletic boy/man who is a nice boyfriend when you are getting to know him then you will somehow figure out that he cheated on you with an older girl but will not say anything until you point it out

Parker cheated on you

by •queen• August 20, 2019

peter parker's boi

When you try to masturbate, but you loose the urge due to the presence of a spider in the same general area as you.

"I was tryna masturbate but Peter Parker's Boi kept ruining the mood."

by BRUHMAGEDDON August 26, 2019

Parker

Parker is a nickname esp. in Ghana refers to a person who like ladies and later have sex with them , when he is done with one lady, he then park her somewhere and take another to have sex and park her too. That is his nature..and is inherited from his blood line.

Mr. Eugene friends called him Parker those day when he was working at Brewery.

by kojocedis September 5, 2019

Parker

a big bitch with huge titties and his phone is always dry

" Parker lost in fantasy this week because he's a hoe!"

by silasmanning7 September 25, 2019

Parker Johnpiere

A guy whos destiny is to lose a comp and eat a cum cracker.

Parker Johnpiere lost the comp!

by funnyguy694220 October 10, 2019

Parker Walton

The true definition of a fuck boy. Thinks he is a chick magnet, when really he’s a dick fagget. Has a huge ego. Thinks his shit don’t stink. & Is great at ruining good things when he has one.

Parker Walton is a man whore

by A33b44c55 December 13, 2017