Putan

Putan= short for (putting it out there)

My foot hurts just putan it out there for u to know ...

by Confuzem May 18, 2018

Putin

The sound a man’s asshole makes when a penis is removed after being pounded in and out forcibly.

“Wow my asshole is really Putin after that session, Mr Russian president.” - Earth

by Hero Zelensky March 6, 2022

putinphobia

The fear of putin (working with Trump)

I have putinphobia.

by GordonRamsaysLambSauce April 10, 2017

Putting Lead In Your Pencil

From the Journal Of The Royal Society Of Medicine. To insert a foreign object into ones Urethra for sexual pleasure especially during masturbation. Damn Doctors U got scary black humour.

A 62-year-old man was referred to us from a nursing home by staff concerned that he had apparently passed a small household (AAA size) battery per urethra. The patient was in pain with difficulty in passing urine. Relevant in his past medical history was that one year previously we had endoscopically removed a pen lid from his bulbar urethra.

An X-ray of his pelvis revealed what appeared to be two dense foreign bodies in his urethra. Urethroscopy revealed two AAA size household batteries lodged in his bulbar urethra. On further questioning at discharge, the patient admitted to inserting three AAA sized batteries into his urethra for sexual gratification during masturbation four weeks earlier. The Doctors decided to call it putting lead in your pencil, the age old euphemism for sexual vigour and erections.

by Mengele's lab rat January 12, 2012

putang

A northern Indian Dialect.

I didn't know how to order the roasted goat meat because I did not speak putang.

by Christopher W June 13, 2005

putting on the jacket

A phrase of Ned Kelly origin, that refers to police officers. The police of the times were characterised by thier jackets, which are notably absent from the uniform of today. Kelly was notoriously a hater of the police. Putting on the jacket refers to enroling at a police station.

By putting on the jacket, one signs themselves up for hatred from the criminals of the world.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004

putang winnington

Small asian vagina, usual found under curry stained knickers.

" I whipped off her knickers and got an eyeful of putang winnington!"

by loopyfuckhead June 4, 2004