potato

The best thing.
The places it's grown are the best, namely Idaho and Ireland. They are so great that many museums have been built just for them. They are so great that when they went bad a million people died.
I am potato

Person 1:"What do you want to do?"
Person 2:"Potato."
Person 1:"What?"
Person 2:"POTATO!! Potato, potato potato, pototo."

by Ranger Russet December 31, 2023

Potato

yummy

that potato is bussin'

by DUDE IM SO SORRY March 7, 2024

potato

a potato is god if you not like potato you wil suffer

al hail to the potato

by bollenvis March 27, 2024

Potato

God like figure worshiped and idolised by mankind

"wow, I have become one with the Potato, enlightenment has rained down upone me, I finally see it all. All hail potato!"

by general secretary April 16, 2024

Potato

A Potato is the most POTATO-EST potato you would ever meet. EVER. Nobody is more POTATO than him. He is your BEST FRIEND and loves fighting people for no reason.

Guy1: Hey, Bro! You're such a Potato!
Guy2: *Emotional Sniff* Thanks, Bro...You're a potato too!
Guy1: POTATOES ARE THE BEST!
Farmer: I make Potatoes...

by Avada_Kedavra201263 August 25, 2024

Potato

a starchy plant tuber, which makes up one of the most significant food crops, prepared and consumed as a vegetable

roasted potatoes

by Arminkshipper June 8, 2024

Potato

1. A starchy root vegetable

2. A computer, machine or connection that is lacking in processing power or speed

3. A bland, plain person.

1. "I love me a baked potato"

2. "bro this video is like 2 fps. are you running this on a potato"

3. "I'm such a potato"

by arandomlurker January 6, 2025