pee scale

The scale by which the colour of pee is measured. From 0 to 10, 10 being pretty much orange. There is also a pulp scale measuring the amount of pulp in the pee. There are two ways of measuring pee, the toileted method, and the mid-stream method. The mid-stream method usually gives more accurate results, as different toilet designs can alter the perceived colour of the pee when using the toileted method.

Kevin: Shit man, that was like a 9 with a pulp factor of 7 on the pee scale!
Angela: You should visit the doctor.

by EuroChemist November 1, 2017

park and pee

an interstate rest stop

Dad needs to stop at the park and pee so I can get something to drink and use the restroom.

by cclevenger March 27, 2009

Pee Rex

When one urinates on his or her partner while acting like a Tyrannosaurus Rex

Last night I was hanging out with Kate and she suggested I do the Pee Rex. So I did.

by Fijisqueegee April 17, 2017

stand to pee

Stand to pee is a device that transexual men use to pee while standing. It allows them to feel less dysphoria while using the bathroom. Usually used before the person has surgery on the downstairs part of their body. Not that all trans men get the surgery.

Benny, who was born Brittany, left his stand to pee device at home and and to pee while sitting.

by Hekate100 November 15, 2018

Pee Crust

The crusty stuff left in your underwear when you don't wipe or shake properly after urinating.

Girl #1: What's that in your underwear?
Girl #2 (embarrassed): Oh, that's pee crust. I forgot to wipe everything off...

by lmaolololol June 15, 2017

zen pee

The process of urinating in a euphoric state of being, which creates a feeling of serenity and oneness with the world.

"In the morning, I prefer to experience a zen pee before I have my waffles."

by orgasmic tomatoes November 27, 2014

pee butter

the pee that congeals on the back of the toilet when you miss the bowl.

Man, that girls teeth look like pee butter.

by Cutty83 January 28, 2012