Shit Patch Drunk

Heavily intoxicated. Beyond shitfaced.

1. I was so shit patch drunk last night I woke up wearing an area rug.

2. I think Don is shit patch drunk. I saw him walking around with some Italian sausage.

3. Are you coming to the open bar wedding this weekend? We're all getting shit patch drunk!

by mmmTJ September 29, 2011

tending ones' patch

tending ones' marijuana crop

nurturing where one gets' money (oasis, etc)

tending ones' patch is important, until the end!!

at work, it is is wise to be seen tending ones' patch

tending ones' patch makes good business sense!!

by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

Rusty Cabbage Patch

Rusty Cabbage Patch Is when a man or women is giving a blowjob and the person receiving urinates in the persons mouth and the person spits it back out on to the peepee like a whistle getting rid of spit.

(man)"I want a Rusty Cabbage Patch" (man or women) "Whats that?" (man) "just give me a blowjob and you will find out" (man or women) "ok"

by Cheese Wilson and Juicy Grape February 7, 2010

Rusty Cabbage Patch

Rusty piccolo When a man or women is giving a blowjob and the person receiving urinates in the persons mouth and the person spits it back out on to the peepee like a piccolo getting rid of the spit.

(man)"I want a Rusty Cabbage Patch" (man or women) "Whats that?" (man) "just give me a blowjob and you will find out" (man or women) "ok"

by Cheese Wilson and Juicy Grape February 7, 2010

Not the Brightest Bubble in the Bubble Patch

A phrase explaining that someone's not the smartest person in the world in a manner that's only slightly degrading.

We'll she's definitely not the brightest bubble in the bubble patch

by Individualite August 6, 2010

Sour Patch Kid

If one is a sour patch kid, they are gay, and taste sour, like a fat person who just ran a mile.

I gave head to Luke last night and he tasted like a sour patch kid

by austin rinahldi March 6, 2009

brunette bella's pumpkin patch

beautiful pumpkin patch, lovelie scenery, all made possible by the best of the best of brunettes. Pumpkins in the sun. Ready for a nice day out with the family.

brunette bella's pumpkin patch is already in your face.

by cowgirlitalian March 5, 2010