online chopping

when you go to an online shopping site and go all the way to the checkout page with a product in your cart but then just press x and close the poor page

jim gets cheap thrills by online chopping, he thinks there is an actual sales person staring at him shop and who gets all sad when jim online chops the cart

by kbx911 October 7, 2011

Online Extremist

People who take jokes way too far and act formally about it.

guy: lmao furry

Furry: What are you laughing at?

guy: you

Furry: You realize I can track your ip address and DDoS you right?

guy: holy shit you Online Extremist

by That one discord ping March 14, 2020

online carbon dating

Googling the person you have just met to try to find their age.

"Ok", she began, "so he like, asked me out, but I mean, when I like, asked if he was like, into "Cheer" he dropped Ted Danson, Kirstie Alley and, like, Shelley Long and I mean like, whose great-grandparents are they??? So I gotta do some online carbon dating first."

by Monkey's Dad October 26, 2020

Online Andy

Someone who leaves behind their in person connections in favor of internet friends.

Man I can’t believe that Josh became an Online Andy. He never talks to us anymore.

by Mylo_69 December 27, 2020

online dating

a bad idea

earthling 1: i like online dating
earthling 2: thats a bad idea

by kyra_sussybaka June 4, 2022

fsx online

The online Version of Microsoft Flight Simulator X (10).

- Where you can do all you do on the simulator but With other People online. Run a fictional airline or something like that.

"I was on final approach to Runway 08 for an ILS landing in fsx online, when this 7 year old kid managed to ram my Boing 747 With a F-18 fighter jet" "Two hours into this session and Three airforce one are calling ATC for a priority landing clearance, normal day in FSX online i Guess"...

by DeadGoat May 26, 2016

pay the bills online

The act of secretly masturbating to online pornography, while claiming that you are doing legitimate online business.

Sam knocked on his roommate's door, "Hey you wanna go out to a bar? Maybe we can meet some girls and hookup with them." Roommate replies, "Nah that's okay. I think I'll pay the bills online and call it a night."

by Secret TM December 14, 2016