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by Longschlongnoah December 6, 2021
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noah

Noah is a complete idiot and bitch and a cunt and retard fag. because he likes turtles.
by notnoah69 April 28, 2022
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noah

wow noah is a mole king
by moleprincess April 16, 2020
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noah

noah is a genuinely great person he is always there for you when you need him the post he can keep your secrets he’s loyal and handsome and gives the best hugs he is also a great kisser if you get with a noah you are probably the luckiest girl ever. he knows what to do and when to do it. he can get mad but that’s just him he has an amazing personality and won’t judge you at all.
“did you see noah today” -scarlet
“yeah he’s with that girl that bitch”-scarlets friend
“dang scarlet you lost your only chance with a great guy” -scarlets friend
“yeah”-scarlet
by 6624feelings July 8, 2019
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noah

Noah is the stupidest person alive. He likes to eat vomit and drink per for lunch and is so annoying that he should fly off into space and set himself on fire.
Noah is a poop head.
Noah is the worst.
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noah

a d-bag who focuses on nothing in his life but himself. he likes to wear yoga pants, bras, and makeup in his sparetime to enhance his curves (possibly because he is a sexually frustrated man) he likes to cheat on the girl of his dreams who is funny, sexy, nice, fun to be with, faithful, and just an all around babe. he thinks that its okay to keep cheating on this girl, and then break up with her, and keep going back to her. he tells her everytime that itll be different, but its not. the perfect girl he was with before is stupid enough to keep going back to this son of a beach. she still loves him and shes stupid as fock, but hes more stupid to leave her.
jordan: wow look at that manho.
may: yeah hes a total noah.
by jordycordy January 8, 2012
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noah

a noah is a person that all the animals hate
he is a noah
by big man232324 August 13, 2018
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