sailor's hat

An intact foreskin on an uncircumcised males penis.

I totally zipped my sailor's hat in my fly while we where out drinking last night!

by BadMedicine December 9, 2008

mountie hat

A male condom either manufactured, purchased, or utilized for/by any purpose/individual in any Canadian province or territory.

1: Up for a quick mount?
2: Do you have a mountie hat?

by whigrat November 15, 2018

Glass hat

Breaking a glass bottle over a person's head.

Drew was so drunk and belligerent last night, he almost gave Simon a glass hat!

by Zeener26 May 30, 2022

hat of lesbos

Also known as the hat of lesboso, it is the head adornment worn by a jizzard on the rare occasion that they do work.

Jizzard: My hat of lesbos has the most kawaii birdo desu

by Sand Acres July 16, 2016

Gravy Hat

A prank that involves waiting until a friend passes out and then take a shit on their head. You then mold the fecal matter to the shape of a hat using something starchy (eg. Corn flower, hair spray, etc).

Kyle gave Tony a huge Gravy Hat last night, looked like a fedora!

by Khaosbringer October 14, 2015

Happy hat

Yes, this is in fact a hat that when worn, will guarantee eternal happiness. It works psychologically, neurochemically, sexually, nutritionally, and through various other crucial mechanisms that typically help those (especially those who believe in the BKfitvalueslifestyle-branded @bossyhole) happiness. As long as you believe it is one, any type of hat can be considered a happy hat, so you don't need to buy one. After all, money doesn't give you happiness. Happy hats do.

Hi everyone. My name is BK, and this is my happy hat. When I wear it, I feel happy.

by bkap314 January 14, 2021

Puttin’ in the hat

When you are done with something.

“Rosie, I am puttin’ in the hat and I don’t want to play this game anymore.”

“I want out of this conversation, I am puttin’ in the hat.”

“You’re whack, I’m puttin’ in the hat.”

by Jstickell January 1, 2019