Dutch Hammonds

To have a abnormally large shit in a toilet.

One that would break the basin and be one hell of a ring stinger as it comes out.
Would fill the toilet with a massive log and block it for days.

Ah guys I went for one hell of a Dutch hammonds the other day.

I laid a Dutch hammonds the other day in a field.

I feel a Dutch hammonds coming on.

by benjaminbunny August 17, 2014

dutch heater

Much like a dutch oven, a dutch heater utilizes the warmth of heating blankets. Many professionals step up their game and their stank by unleashing this powerful concoction under the warmth of a heating blanket. The added heat presents an unpleasant atmosphere for the unsuspecting occupent.

"I totally pulled a dutch heater on Jillian the other night. The stank consumed her entire body."
"If you really need to break up with someone, you can try a dutch heater."

by Sir Patrick Knight September 14, 2016

pardon the dutch

A term used in the Wild West to apologize when using violence or force towards a criminal.

Sheriff, pardon the dutch! We have a few criminals to arrest!

by SussyGrandpa July 19, 2021

Dutch Supersoaker

To give a rusty trombone at the moment of ejaculation.

I gave Spencer a dutch supersoaker. He was not pleased.

by Señor Heisenberg June 28, 2016

Dutch Crouch

When a man straddles your lap, forwards and shirtless.

Mate I had to chin this geeza last night, he nearly caught me off guard with a dutch crouch.

by Yeet90 November 16, 2020

dutch regatta

similar to the dutch rudder, the dutch regatta is a "circle jerk" in which everyone holds their own junk and with the other hand you jerk the arm of the guy to your right (or left depending on your circle's choice).

you guys wanna come over to my house, turn on some porn and have a dutch regatta tonight?

by skeetonyourface October 16, 2012

Dutch Entwinement

The dutch entwinement is when a man cums on another persons face (man or women) and the other licks it from around their mouth. They then scrap the rest of the cum off and masturbate with it until they cum. After they have both persons cum in their hand they finger blast the others mouth with each others cum that has been entwined into one cum

Jack just did a dutch entwinement with Terry

by Twerkplays February 3, 2014