Muffed

Verb: the action of a cat making muffins on a person, place, or thing.

1) My cat muffed me last night!

2) I walked in and it was clear my cat had muffed the blanket.

by MachineMan1234 May 8, 2025

Muffer-cut

Woman cums wearing crotchless underwear, takes them off and slaps them across her partners face. Similar action to that of an upper-cut punch.

We had just finished banging, when she hit me with a muffer-cut (like upper-cut).

That muffer-cut hit me like a damp flannel.

by Mumblr9 September 21, 2025

Mufferfluffin

An eased-up and more relaxed way to describe a vicious, mean or despicable person without seeming as an insult.

This mufferfluffin stole my bag of chips!

by ManoEddoUrban November 29, 2025

Mufferfluffin

An eased-up and more relaxed way to describe a vicious, mean or despicable person without seeming as an insult.

This mufferfluffin stole my bag of chips!

by ManoEddoUrban November 29, 2025

pumpkin muffer

Someone who puts pumpkin muffins up their butt whole

Katrina is a pumpkin muffer and it's disgusting

by Poopynose November 30, 2016

get muffed up

To get fucked up.

We’re gonna get muffed up tonight!

by Themuffreport February 10, 2019

Hustle Muffet

A person that does the thing they were going to do while leading you to believe they weren't going to.

Becky is such a {Hustle Muffet} she just makes me so confused.

by Imadeyoureadmydefinitionha August 3, 2019