Moisture

MOOOOOOOOIST

Moistured dad
Wet grandad
Soaked uncle
Saturated aunt
Soggy mum
Juice covered cousin

by Vonscrunchyplump November 27, 2017

Moist bagel

A very moist person who get ass all the time a.k.a booty eater

Jim is so cool and sexy he is like a moist bagel.

by MoistBagelLover December 18, 2017

mashing moisties

A slang term for intercourse, although certain regional uses may reference kissing.

We were mashing moisties last night, even though she has a boyfriend.

by Zachary Gottlieb December 9, 2008

moist

Sad, a nobody or kind of loser like.

"You're so moist man"

by greatmind November 17, 2011

Moistnuggetz

The man known as Moistnuggetz is shady...he rarely shows himself in public and spends most of his time adding to his cow shrine, where he worships them. Most people don't understand his true nature and are quick to judge him. People must learn to respect his great wisdom and his ability to cook wonderful noodles...

Moistnuggetz-

"Oh god, my penis feels so good."

Moistnuggetz can make the sun bleed....

by Nick Bushway February 3, 2012

moisture missile

The fastest Soverel 33 on The Great Lakes

The Moisture Missile wins The 1997 Mills Race Overall.

by Moisture Missile Man March 2, 2007

moist splooshing

When you are taking a bong rip from either a short shafted bong, or a small gravity bong and the water kicks up and touches your lips.

"I was taking a huge rip when I got a moist splooshing...it was gross."

by Jacksom August 8, 2007