Midwest Fog Monster

Farting while walking

It is so crowded in here that no one knows where the midwest fog monster can from.

by McSaltyMJ March 20, 2010

Legit Crustacean Minutes

The time of night when the less dominant niggas go out to scavange through the debris to find food (the prefered food is chicken). This is betweem 3:30AM to 4:00AM. After the real niggas have transformed back from being isopods which was during real isopod hours.

Hey John when is legit crustacean minutes?
Its thirty minutes after real isopod hours.

by CarlAzuzV.2 February 8, 2018

wait a minute

wait a minute means when you just realize something or someone

oh hi( turns back around) wait a minute who are (giggles) you

by kavon boooi November 19, 2020

My Singing Monsters

My Singing Monsters is a mobile game made in 2012 by Big Blue Bubble. My Singing Monsters is a game where you can breed, feed and listen to the monsters sing.

My Singing Monsters is so popular!

by Iampotato9749 May 8, 2023

Monsterbating

to pleasure yourself while drinking a Monster energy drink.

Igor seems hyper and distracted, he must be monsterbating.

by Tayvi February 4, 2010

Five More Minutes

The term used in the morning when the alarm clock rings. This is probably the most dreadful time of the day because these five minutes will go by like none other.

This time especially sucks when you under slept that night.

Oh fuck, it's 6:30... Five more minutes please.

by Ya' Digg June 17, 2009

Microsoft Minute

A seemingly random period of time required for a (Microsoft) computer system to recognize changes made and begin working properly. This phrase is most commonly associated with Active Directory (Windows Server) applications.

"I just changed your password on the server, so in 15 Microsoft minutes you should be able to log on. If it still doesn't work after 15 minutes wait another hour and it should work then."

by Carl Boyd October 8, 2004