minge mincer

An overly eager and aggressive lesbian slut who seeks to practically devour or 'mince' vaginas or 'minges'. Can also be referred to as Clit Clapper, Flange Flanker, Cunt Coinin etc.

Your Mom
Your Grandmothers cunt clinger
Your fathers fuck tard
Your brothers complex
Aside from the above examples, YOUR MOTHER IS A "MINGE MINCER"

by Colm and Kako August 9, 2006

mingebag

A man that upon recieving a FREE £3 voucher from a reputable razor manufacturer then calls this company's customer care line to complain that his FREE voucher is not of high enough value.

Paul - "That's me sorted out, they're sending me a £10 voucher now"
Ian - "You're a right mingebag you!"

by Mr Chapman November 7, 2008

minge

like an oyster deep inside theres a special treasure and smells of fish

my bitch's minge smells like an oyster

by Jake De-Leardy May 4, 2003

minge

(UK Slang)
It is used to describe a very ugly and unpleasant girly figure. Used to describe girls aging between 16-27. It is used as if you were expecting better from the subject in terms of beauty and performance.

-- Oh dude... totally... she's a minge... (thrown in a normal ‘bollocs chat’ with your work mates)

-- She's a fucking Minger! (Harassing)

-- U fuckin' minge. (said in a really bad manner with a dose of hate, maybe thrown in 'talking to yourself style' while trying to get on the tube in rush hour)

by xtrix June 6, 2006

mingemuncher

A name called when getting annoyed.
Vaginal discharge a person consumes.

Oh shut up you mingemuncher

by Aloo October 29, 2007

Minge Clamp

Noun. Used when describing a frigid woman.

"I swear that Claire had a minge clamp on or something, she just woundn't open her legs"

by Mrs Twatdribble January 17, 2009

Minge

The best friend a girl could ask for. She will be there for your times in need and is always there to help you. Never give her up, or you will suffer a great loss. Love you lots!

And Minge said,” Back in my day, we had fish mowers.”

by emchemm April 16, 2019