Middle Schooler

A handjob. Because middle school is the last time you should get one.

So I'm hooking up with this chick last night and she won't even put it in her mouth. Next thing I know I'm getting a real dry middle schooler from this chick... greeeeeat.

by Conzi517 May 6, 2010

middle of nowhere

Where they put rapist's.

Don't buy a house next to the middle of nowhere, There's rapist in those empty fields!

by White Vato August 4, 2006

Middle-Dyke

It's like when someone IS a dyke, but doesn't look like a dyke.

Kristin: Guadalupe is such a dyke.
Michelle: But she doesn't look like a dyke.
Geo: It's because she's a middle-dyke.

by Jeepo Minus Pee July 19, 2009

Middle-Of-Ass Nowhere

A place located in such an obscenely obscure part of the world that one would rather fuck his/her own sister/brother than to even fathom venturing to it for any reason. At all. Ever.

Ted: Hey man, can you take me home?
Bob: Sure bro, where do you live?
(Ted gives his address)
Bob: No way, man. That's in the middle-of-ass nowhere. Good luck finding someone to haul your ass all the way out there.

Carla: Oh shit, we're lost. And we're in the middle-of-ass nowhere.
Brandon: Oh God, I'd legitimately rather be fucking my own sister than sitting here.
Carla: I AM your sister, Brandon.
Brandon: ...I'll grab the condoms from the truck.

by HamStatler April 11, 2011

Middle school boy

All closet homosexuals that will volunteerly make out in class
They all are big pussies I hope they swallow their snot lmao

Also have a big uwu fetus

Remember, you're hotter than them lol

"that homosexual over there is a middle school boy"

by Pussyanddickandeverythinglover September 12, 2021

Middle Child Disease

attention-seeker, annoying, wanting way too many friends

-their parents control their life
-they feel neglected or unwanted
-at first people like these kids, but then they figure out their true colors

(This situation isn't for all middle kids.)

Person 1: OMG I HATE THAT GIRL! I CAN'T STAND HER!
Person 2: Sweetie, don't blame her! She has Middle Child Disease.
Person 1: Poor girl.

by stinkynoodles March 13, 2011

middle nigga

Isaac Davis.

"There's no way he's a side-nigga!"
"Well he isn't a service man!"
"He must be a middle nigga."

by Mikaux Big May 20, 2014