meatbag

your girlfriend or boyfriend

My meatbag and I saw a movie last night.

by nhoj July 26, 2003

Sauce The Meatballs

To blow a partner, and then teabag them and have them coat your balls in your bodily fluids. If they are flexible, they can coat them in their own cum after you went down on them instead.

(In The Background) Head Cook: What a great job you just did, way to Sauce the Meatballs! And a good, even, sweet coating too!
Assistant Cook: I'm so glad I took good notes on those two, now I will be much better.
Ass. Cook 2: I'm going to sauce my meatballs in chocolate when I get the chance!

by G.M.H. June 2, 2009

Once upon a meatball sub

Used when some idiot is trying to be funny. It started when 2 morons were playing a game in which they say a word, then the other would say a different word, and make a sentence.

Ryan: Once
Tucker: Upon
Ryan: A
Tucker: Meatball
Ryan: Sub

by Tookar April 13, 2005

meatmank

One with the beefiness and wholesomeness of THE BEAST.
One that many try to imitate to appear thugged out.
Good ol Boy

Keach is a meatmank, and those thug faggots aint got nothin on him

by MEATMANK November 26, 2003

meathandler

a term used to describe a person that is undesirable in soceity

loser:Guys lets go outside and play!
Cool Dudes: Shut the F@ck up you meathandler!

by t-nob April 8, 2007

meathandler

a person named Brent. He works meat thoroughly with his bootyhole, hands, and mouth

Work that meat Brent! You're such a meathandler!

by poopman123456 July 21, 2009

Meatcalls

The word T9 wants it to put when you want to say meatballs. Thus, making it seem like you are a male escort service.

1: Man. I make some pretty mean meatcalls.

2: DUBYA TEA EFF?!! That makes you sound like a man whore!

1: Fuck T9! It was supposed to be meatballs!

by dustinwilmarth October 20, 2009