Mason cooper is a fucking legend and he has a massive cock his hair is sexy as fuck just dont touch it or he’ll rip off your cock and shove it down your throat
by OogaBoogaMan123 January 22, 2022

The best guy in the world, he's handsome in that he has hands, and he can make you feel good about yourself even if you have just committed murder.
by UrBannMe November 26, 2021

Taking the day off work (when others have managed to make it in) as a result of an incredibly light dusting of snow on the ground. Made popular in the U.K. as a result of hysteria from ‘yellow’ warnings broadcast by the BBC.
Louis: “Where’s Gavin?”
Stuart: “He’s having a Mason Day”
Louis: “But it’s not snowing!?”
Stuart: “.....”
Stuart: “He’s having a Mason Day”
Louis: “But it’s not snowing!?”
Stuart: “.....”
by rdjm01 May 17, 2018

by Chickinfinger47 February 11, 2022

Masons Aunt is the type of aunt who loves getting fucked by masons friends. She loves big cock in her mouth and cum on her fat tits. If your friend mason has an aunt, you’re one lucky guy.
by Masons Friend August 22, 2022

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by Succy_memes May 25, 2018
