Hockey Mask Time

A (half-serious) call for the subversion of law and a push for violent anarchism. Often referenced or invoked as response to a perceived injustice, particularly if such injustice is put into effect and/or supported by the current state.
The EU took away our memes! Looks like it's getting closer to Hockey Mask Time!
by The Man With A Third Leg March 28, 2019
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Turkish Face Mask

Turkish face mask is the act of placing ones' scrotum on another's face, situating a testicle in each eye socket and laying the shaft of the penis over ones' nose.

Also known as: Arabian Gas Mask
Example 1:

Zach: "Hey, why is there, what appears to be, a pubic hair in my eye lashes?"
Rebecca: "Well Zach, I warned you not to drink so much at Claire's last night. You passed out and Cam took the T-bagging to a whole new level and gave you a Turkish Face Mask... Hence the pube in your eyelash. "

Example 2:
Devon: "How did your date go last night Brandon?"
Brandon: "Well, let's just say that girl was a freak!"
Devon: "Details! I need details!"
Brandon: "The girls a superfreak, after I was dropping loads down her throat hole, she requested me to Turkish Face Mask her... I had never heard of that until last night."
by Car1osTheJacka1 February 25, 2015
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Mongolian Meat Mask

The act of stretching your scrotum over a persons face; resembling a mask. The hairier the sack the better for custom facial hair.
I gave sally a mean mongolian meat mask last night...
by lemmesmellyodick December 10, 2009
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Arabian Death Mask

The sexual act of stretching one's testicles over the eyes of another (known as the arabian goggles), but also placing the anus over the receiver's mouth at the same time.
I was going to give her the Arabian Goggles, but I decided to go full out with the Arabian Death Mask.
by LRC123 September 14, 2007
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Happy Mask Salesman

A character from Majora's Mask, he owns the Happy Mask Shop in Ocarina of Time.
The Happy Mask Salesman gave me the creeps, oh wait I was just reading my thoughts out loud...
by Noodlez667 November 01, 2016
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Minnesota Gas Mask

When a man is getting a blow job while laying on his back in bed, and he farts right in her face.
Gave the ol lady a Minnesota Gas Mask last night
by Snowman 50522 April 24, 2016
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Mask Wearing for Dummies

The long-overdue title for millions of anti-maskers and maskholes around the world, whose selfish actions only prolong the coronavirus pandemic on earth, and lead to more infections and deaths—they need to come to terms that their constant refusal to don a face mask in public has serious consequences, such as fines, push-ups, and jail sentences (or even caning or deportation in some extreme cases).
The author of “Mask Wearing for Dummies” hinted to his publisher that he’s concurrently writing “Lockdown for Dummies” and “COVID-19 Vaccines for Dummies” targeting at millions of covidiots, particularly the diehard Trumpists and hardcore QAnonists from the red states, who get most of their corona advice from their Maskhole-in-Chief.
by MathPlus May 01, 2021
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