Pathetic Beta Male

The person who posted above me

I shagged yer mom is a pathetic beta male

by Candlestyxx November 19, 2022

Male Camel Toe

The other side of the butt. If you have a boner and are wearing jeans or some rugged pants, it is male camel toe. If you are wearing basketball shorts or any lose material, like boxers, you are walking the dinosaur, especially if you are jogging.

We're in a room of dudes, and he's got male camel toe.

Euh, gross..

by LWxxDark Wolf January 21, 2009

male tale

The male counterpart of "chick flick" in the manner of movies or films, usually consisting of a thin plot line, excessive amounts of violence, and continuous action.

Male Tales include movies such as: "Rambo" series, "Terminators" series, "Stealth", "James Bond" series, "Starship Troopers", "Soldier", "Scorpion King", "Alien", etc...

by "WREAKHAVOC" Smith Family December 28, 2008

male nympho

A male who thinks about sex nonstop, fucking is the most important thing, has the urge to cum all the time. Desperate for sex.

He'd fuck anyone or anything, as long as he cums. He's such a male nympho!

by Grumpy chic September 23, 2015

Male depression

something that males have that nobody cares about

male: I have depression (male depression)

Society: nobody cares

by XxSaZe_SunxX July 24, 2020

Male Puddle Slut

A Man Laying with, sleeping next too, or loving with or with out sex. Flirtatious, secretive, Rather A Bad Ex For A Sugar Momma. Who seeks revenge through every woman sent his way.

The male puddle slut does it worse than a woman seeking attention, affection & another man's penis or woman's vagina

by Stephens Og Red 307 Wonder wom November 8, 2020

Top Male God Beauty

The title given to the South Korean K-POP band BTS' visual and vocalist, Jin, after an Ireland researcher compared 648 faces from famous celebrities of modern era to the Bust of Greek God Zeus in the Rome Palazzo Altemps. It was revealed that there are physical resemblance between the sculpted representation of Zeus and Kim Seokjin. The neural network algorithm revealed the strong matching of lips, noses and eyebrows position between Kim Seokjin and Bust of greek god Zeus in Altemps. The Height and width ratios of their face match well together. Thus making him the 'Top male God Beauty of the World' which is the perfect embodiment of beauty.

"OMJ! I left my earphones"

"What is OMJ?"

"Oh My Jin!"

"LOL who is Jin and why are you inventing acronyms?"

"Karen, calm your tits! OMG is so 2020, I replaced it with Jin because he is literally the Top Male God Beauty"

by ArchiveOfJiNicknames February 5, 2021