An expression in which shows disappointment in one's find. Another way of saying this expression is replacing "french fries" with "big mac".
Person one: "Dude, these Twitards are saying that Harry Potter sucks..."
Person two: "Ah, well, Twilight sucks major french fries..."
Person two: "Ah, well, Twilight sucks major french fries..."
by -X-Ellen-X- November 10, 2009

cordell majors is the sweetest boy you will ever meet. cordell is handsome, very intelligent, athletic, a great listener, and extremely funny. he enjoys memes, video games, football, bowling, bob ross, and porkchops. if you meet cordell, do not take him for granted or you’ll regret it.
by s.xdie January 18, 2019

Write the names of some majors on 6 to 10 beerpong cups and then play pong with plenty of beer. The last cup is your major.
College Sophmore played Pong Major Game and was hit the "Photo-journalism" cup last and thus obligated to register as a photo-journalism major the next day.
by Frodo086 April 20, 2009

by L.V. $wagtastic May 24, 2023

One who carries a big gun but has a unit of unknown size.
May enjoy Tribes and Warcraft.
Will curb stomp your ass if you act like a fairy.
May enjoy Tribes and Warcraft.
Will curb stomp your ass if you act like a fairy.
by itooted August 22, 2003

(v.) The term you use when you want to say "sucking ass" (aka being bad at something) but you're in a situation where you can't swear.
by AtlanticComputer November 27, 2020
