brutes magootes

The best way to say something "sucks", or is "brutal"

Guy 1: "How's that test gonna go?"

Guy 2: "Dude, I didn't study."

Guy 1: "Damn, that's brutes magootes."

by brutesmagootes December 25, 2011

Little Magician

A small penis. This was also a title given to President Martin van Buren.

I think I'll take out my "Little Magician" at Denny's tonight ;)

by Eziquio C. December 1, 2014

Poon Magma

Vaginal discharge that gets on you while fingering a girl.

My friend came home this morning covered in poon magma.

by mattefinnish March 13, 2017

cellphone magnet implants

An efficient method involving small magnets implanted into the palm of the hand for assuring that you won’t lose or drop your cellphone.

After getting my cellphone magnet implants, I don’t even have to think of where my phone is or where to stuff it; it’s always right there so I am never alone!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019

Zi Magic Pencil

Zi Magic Pencil is zi best pencil that likes to go crazy. This pencil is the craziest pencil you'll ever meet in your whole entire life. Zi Magic Pencil is loved because it writes for you and does all your homework. Zi Magic Pencil's code name is KA.

"I really want Zi Magic Pencil!" - SunnyD123

by Za Master December 19, 2019

Nuclear magnetic resonance spectroscopy (NMR)

Nuclear magnetic resonance spectroscopy, most commonly known as NMR spectroscopy or magnetic resonance spectroscopy (MRS), is a spectroscopic technique to observe local magnetic fields around atomic nuclei. The sample is placed in a magnetic field and the NMR signal is produced by excitation of the nuclei sample with radio waves into nuclear magnetic resonance, which is detected with sensitive radio receivers. The intramolecular magnetic field around an atom in a molecule changes the resonance frequency, thus giving access to details of the electronic structure of a molecule and its individual functional groups. As the fields are unique or highly characteristic to individual compounds, in modern organic chemistry practice, NMR spectroscopy is the definitive method to identify monomolecular organic compounds.

Person 1: Do you think our laboratory needs an NMR-spectrometer?

Person 2: I've heard they're unbelievably expensive, but Nuclear magnetic resonance spectroscopy (NMR) is an essential analytical procedure for sure .

by chemking May 28, 2020

Weak against magic

Refers to a man or woman of short and portly stature. In many fantasy books movies and games, a dwarf/troll or the like, are highly susceptible to magic spells. An indirect way of calling someone a troll or a dwarf.

That woman is weak against magic. Surely her physical attack is quite strong.

-"So how was your date last night?"
-"Well, he'd be weak against magic, if that tells you anything."

by Gelgalar October 17, 2011