the most EVIL mothafucka you'll ever SEE!!
BatMUFE: "He killed my goldie and my parents who are also Mufe Waynes parents. Wait, that doesnt sound right, hey, dont go thinking im Mufe Wayne just cuz we have the same parents its not nice to ACCUSE PEOPLE YOU KNOW!!! By the way, for your information, I'm Mufe Wayne. I MEANT--- Uhhh Uuhhhh-- MUFUS Wayne--- I meant uhh uhhh uhhh- Matches, yeahhhh Matches Malone, that sounds good doesnt it?"
BatMUFE: "He killed my goldie and my parents who are also Mufe Waynes parents. Wait, that doesnt sound right, hey, dont go thinking im Mufe Wayne just cuz we have the same parents its not nice to ACCUSE PEOPLE YOU KNOW!!! By the way, for your information, I'm Mufe Wayne. I MEANT--- Uhhh Uuhhhh-- MUFUS Wayne--- I meant uhh uhhh uhhh- Matches, yeahhhh Matches Malone, that sounds good doesnt it?"
the moldster is an evil bastard
by BatMUFE February 1, 2025
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"My Brother and I, Zack, just whipped up some Montenegro Moldy Mayonnaise?"
"Sure"
Opens mason jar lid
"Holy fuck what is that smell, what did you make that out of?"
"Family secrete recipe"
"Sure"
Opens mason jar lid
"Holy fuck what is that smell, what did you make that out of?"
"Family secrete recipe"
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The mold man is a cryptid created by troop 188. The mold man is tall with several arms. He can summon mold on command. He does have a dance.
Scout 1: “Why does our patrol box have mold in it?”
Scout 2: “it must be the mold man!”
*The mold man, behind a tree doing his mold man dance, chanting, “The mold man”.*
Scout 2: “it must be the mold man!”
*The mold man, behind a tree doing his mold man dance, chanting, “The mold man”.*
by Cryptid scouter February 20, 2025
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Get the spam molding mug.The Moldovan hosepipe usually refers to the novel act of finishing/discharging into a funnel connected to a container or hosepipe, and later reusing this collected substance as a lubricant for later sexual acts. It is thought to have originated in Moldova among the younger population of Bâlti, Moldova's second largest city.
"My friend was talking to me about the Moldovan Hosepipe earlier - I don't know how people get a kick from stuff like that!"
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Get the Lip Mold mug.When creame of wheat or oat meal sits in a bowl for too long, and becomes molded to the bowl. When you finally take the product out of the bowl, you should have one solid mold of the bowl that you put it in.
Jason didn't eat his oat meal for several hours, and while cleaning his dishes he stumbled upon a full bowl mold. He threw it at Brandon as a practical joke.
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