milftoilet

Well, he likes the cock, and ADAM lives in a toilet with other african american horses and likes the cock and play jerkymon all day with pokemon and milhouse etc...

milftoilet smells

by dnaannkjugranb][\ August 7, 2003

Milfita

Mom I'd like to fuck in tha ass

Look at Brandon's mom over there. I'd like to fuck her in the ass. She's a total milfita

by Buckaroo420 September 30, 2020

MILFitize

Turn a woman into a milf

I am going to MILFitize her

by SupAwesomeHere August 31, 2022

milfitary

A woman with children (mother) who has elected to serve their country’s single male population by remaining fit and single.

Bromeo: Are you still hooking up with that hot mom from the gym?

Broseidon: Dude of course! You know I support our milfitary 100%. And I ain’t pulling out my troops if you know what I’m sayin’ ;).

by jabronitenderoni February 9, 2024

MILFitis

The condition of having
an overwhelming desire to have sex with your friends mother. To the point of getting off to her bikini pics.

My god, I’ve got MILFitis for Amber. I wanna pump her full of cum.

by Albino namekian May 14, 2024

militode

One who rejects the suggestion to get a fucking life.

Kate asked, "What does militode mean, Rach?" Rachel replied, "Brett."

by Rachel November 26, 2003

misfitsesque

To be Misfits-like. To resemble closely the American horror-punk band the Misfits.

That band is very misfitsesque. misfits

by electric trixie September 22, 2010