milf

I saw Americian Pie too. The meaning has changed. MILF is MINOR I'd like to fuck!

Lets drive my the middle school and check out the MILFs.

by Big Polish Sausage September 16, 2005

Milf Muffins

Tasty muffins made by Bulman's mum
a.k.a MILF!

Wow those Milf Muffins were peng!

by Dave Lewis December 12, 2007

mildo

Man's dildo, for insertion in the urethra. Generally smaller/thinner than a traditional dildo.

"Have you seen 'Kids in the Sandbox'? That mildo really reamed out that guys jap's eye."

by Horace October 27, 2004

mildly festive

1. To be noticably gay/ homsexual
2. A metro, male with a strangly good sence of fasion etc.

Jarred realized the men hitting on him were due to his mildly festive pink slacks and I love BOYZ tee-shirt.

by MastaP January 24, 2006

Milf Baby

The swaddled, booty-pajama-wearing, pacifier-sucking proof that the smoking hot woman in line at the grocery store is, in fact, a milf.

No matter how attractive a woman is to begin with, her hotness is magnified by these fashion accessories.

The milf babies themselves are not sexual objects. They merely heighten the desire we feel for their mother.

Do you see that grocery cart full of milf babies?

Look at her feeding that milf baby.

by shav3dh3d January 1, 2012

Choclit Milf

The result of pouring chocolate milk onto the vagina of a milf.

John: Hey Andrea, want a choclit milf?
Andrea: I'd love one!

by Kwing October 20, 2010

milf

Mate I'd Love (to) Frape

A mates Facebook profile you would love to rape. (frape)

Boy 1: OMG look Jack left his mobile here with his Facebook on!
Boy 2 : Man thats a mate I'd love to frape

Boy 1 : Yeah good job we saw his phone btw the MILF has got a hot mom who is also a MILF ;)

Boy 2: But she does'nt have a Facebook

Boy 1: ...

also check the word frape

by Hussmir September 2, 2011