Massagitute

A person that fronts as a massage therapist but is really a prostitute.

Hey Brandon, I know Jessica isn’t currently fulfilling your needs. You need a massagitute to take care of your cock and balls while faking a massage.

by Asylum Bound October 20, 2021

masturbating jungler

n. a term used for a jungler who does not contest objectives and rarely ganks lanes. If he decides to gank a lane, he ints like there is no tomorrow.

Support: Why is our jungler not contesting dragons?! What a masturbating jungler!

by bananas107 May 16, 2023

YouTube Mass Hysteria

When fake or sensational videos are uploaded to YouTube and propelled by alarmist users into the mind of the general population, spawning urban myths, group-think, or panic.

"Dude did you hear that there is a hidden camera in your cable box watching you jerkoff?"

No way that's totally "YouTube Mass Hysteria "

by pizzatime February 25, 2009

putz master

A coworker who seemingly spends his entire workday visually immersed on meaningless activities while all of his collegues are extremely busy working on real business. His outward appearance suggests he is diligently involved in some pertainent project when, in fact, if the contents of his screen are inspected, it becomes quickly apparent that he is just putzing away the hours on some usless bullshit. Usually the putz master is a nice person and has been put into a position that intellectually they are unable to perform so the coworker is confused as to whether they should help support his pitiful facade or alternatively end it all in the parking lot.

Coworker: "Hey, what have you been working on all week?"

Putz Master: "Ah, well, some import stuff. I'll show it to you next week".

Coworker: (under his breath), "Fucking putz master"

by raging Jorge October 8, 2010

Facebook Masturbator

This term is used to describe one who posts status updates, links, videos and or pictures, as well as other wall posts, and then goes on to "like" the posts. The indidual may have a phsycological disorder, as its obvious they like it. they posted it.

Tyler: "Did you see that Viggo is going to get the new Halo game tonight?"
Skylar: "Yeah, he posted it on facebook, and then he 'Liked' it."
Tyler: "He liked his own status? what a Facebook Masturbator ..."

by squirrelyJOE October 18, 2010

chubby master

Nick name for a skinny guy, who has the worst wifi, but is a good friend.

That chubby master has the worst wifi!

by dragoifsfiwefiuh February 13, 2017

Rouge Masters

Rouge Masters

Rouge Masters is a TCG term for powerful Boss monsters in an non-meta high-tier Rouge deck

by Leonora Lovecraft April 8, 2018