bong lord

A common Dan, that likes to smoke the bong every day of the week. "What a bong lord" said by many people about the common Dan.

"What a hard-kid"
"I know it's Dan, he's a bong lord"

by Ococidine December 14, 2013

the lord of the rings

great books/movies and harry potter is a good book series but it does not even come close to the lord of the rings. i mean come on it was written by a guy with three initals for his name.

"i hope aragorn, legolas, and gimli from the lord of the rings cut off the heads of harry potter and his gay ass friends"

by pat-0-rama December 11, 2003

Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

Commonly found amongst Wattpad Fanfiction short stories-

I was resting in my bed, reading a Wattpad Cole Sprose fanfiction when suddenly Cole appears in the doorway!
I smile but my expression quickly changes as he grabs me and pushes me up against the wall.
He whispers softly in my ear, and I can feel his hot breath on my neck, “Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?”
“Amen.” I whisper back.
Suddenly, I am rudely awoken by my alarm clock and I cry as I realize I’ll never be able to talk to Cole about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

by MondayHatesYouToo September 23, 2020

Sped Lord

A Sped Lord is simply someone that is extremely stupid. Also see sped.

Matt: Woah, Michael! I just found out that my birthday is the same day that I was born on! Isn't that crazy?

Michael: What? Are you retarded? Shut the fuck up, you fucking Sped Lord.

by 1nconsp1cuous May 24, 2016

Where the good Lord split you

The area between the buttocks of a male or female; the vulva

If you're not careful where you sit, you could get a terrible rash where the good Lord split you.

by brotherbuil September 28, 2009

to lord it up

To show off something very costly, usually done by walking around like a stuck-up brat in front of the person(s) you're trying to impress or spouting lame phrases like,' Look, it's real Gucci !'

Everytime Suzette gest something new, she likes to lord it up in front of her relatives. She stopped doing this when her Fendi purse 'disappeared' at the family reunion 3 years ago...

by Shawn B. June 5, 2003

Gay Lord

Phrase for homosexual, commonly used in playground antics to trick others into calling themselves gay, as illustrated below.

"Did you see that film last night Gaylords Say No?"

"No."

"Well, that means you're a gaylord."

by Carrie May 13, 2005