longrie

- Lingerie is a player and likes to snap you at night but never talk to you at school
- he is pretty cute
- he is a player
- he has lots of popular friends and doesn't classify you as cool enough or good enough
- he might be bi

"Longrie acts so gay"

"Longrie is such a player"

"He is so oblivious!"

by brae brae 542 April 23, 2018

Lonerd

Noun: someone who constantly makes pop culture references that no one else gets, making them feel lonely in their nerdiness.
Verb: when you make a pop culture reference that no one understands, or a reference to people who don't understand it, making you feel lonely in your nerdiness.

“I couldn’t stop myself from lonerding when the new girl told us her name was Scarlett.”
“Yeah, but saying ‘Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn’, isn’t the best way to make her feel welcome.”
“...but the refere-”
“No.”

by ameliaevansuris May 1, 2018

Linger Finger

Artheretic women lingers her finger on a midgets sweaty knee cap during oral sex while her pussy juice flows from her nostrils and a horrible smell is released from the midgets pleasure spot on a sunny day in January.

That linger finger stank like pussy in the raw!

by Lemon Faggot January 21, 2018

Longegg

An egg laid by a REALLY long chicken

Friend: Wow, that chicken is REALLY long.
Me: It takes a real long chicken to lay a real longegg

by Herbodoodle January 28, 2018

Langers

1: Langer: Irish slang for a penis

2: Langers: Irish slang to be very, very drunk.

1. He's some langer that young fella!

2. Lads will we all go to the pub tonight and get langers?

by cheeseburgers2018 June 10, 2018

lingering hand-clasp

The tearfully-touching gesture that often occurs when a pair of hand-holders hafta take off in opposite directions but are reluctant to let go of each other's hand; it involves the couple's slowly walking away from each other but still retaining their finger-clasps until their arms are fully extended between them. Several extra points if you considerately take the time to gradually/gently slide your fingers free of your friend's in a slow affectionately-caressing movement.

Tiffany and I always make sure to perform the lingering hand-clasp whenever we hafta part company after a delightful beach stroll or dinner-date; it helps keep us happier and miss each other a bit less until we are able to canoodle again the next time.

by QuacksO June 21, 2018

loner

A woman who has a lady boner.

I was looking at Reid's beard and it gave me a loner.

by Bowshalf February 20, 2018