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PEDOPHILE LANDINGS

Places where you are most likely to find PEDOPHILES.
It 8s no crapshoot to be around PEDOPHILE LANDINGS in any CASINO.
by STINKING LIKE SHIT July 24, 2021
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The leaning Tower of Lisa

The sexual position of having a naked woman bending over into the downward dog position with her ass high in air while her head is close to the floor. One person (male or female) explores the backside of the woman with hands and or mouth while the other person (male) lays flat on the floor and slides under the woman's face allowing the woman to lick/suck his cock/balls.
My good friend and I convinced his girl to travel overseas in the bedroom as we performed the unique 3 way position of the leaning tower of Lisa
by Libtarb October 27, 2021
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spherical landing

A landing that is at least -200 fpm, but has a 2 or more g's
Spherical is on approach 31L KJFK
He floats
Spherical: ITS GONNA BE A FUCKING SPHERICAL LANDING
by -305fpm 6g's October 30, 2021
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moon landing

I have belonged to gyms in numerous cities and states. One thing is always constant, no matter how many people are in the locker room, EVEN IF IT'S ONLY ONE OTHER PERSON, they have always picked the locker next to yours. So you have to dance around the changing bench and pull your clothes from your locker while looking as the butt of another guy you don't know. I have asked guys at so many different guys and no one has ever coined a phrase for this very common situation. Hence Moon Landing!
Blake was using the next locker to me, and we found ourselves doing a moon landing when we were changing.
by Derbykid December 19, 2021
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Not landing on the same rock

When you're just not on the same wavelength or the same thought pattern as someone else, and it is causing tension between you.
This is usually unintentional, and can be frustrating for both people.
Guy 1: "Dude, you're kinda getting on my nerves today"
Guy 2: "Sorry man, I'm not trying to do anything on purpose"
Guy 1: "It's alright, I think we're just not landing on the same rock"
by cavey123 March 17, 2022
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successful landing

Anything you can walk away from
I mean, half of my rocket exploded trying to land it on Mun, and so my kerbals are now stuck there, but they're still alive, so i call that a successful landing.

The plane is wrecked, but everyone survived, so that was a successful landing.
by anuncertainsomeone March 19, 2022
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Horrible landing

A landing over 260 FPM in a aircraft. Where the landing gear hit's the ground hard and the nose landing gear comes down fast
Ohh god Qantas Flight 67 Just did a Horrible Landing
by Just a Fellow Sim Pilot October 31, 2022
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