Crushing Loaf

Crushing Loaf is the sexual act of taking a dump, taking one of the turds out of the toilet, and putting it in between you and your partners genitalia, and continuing your sexual intercourse like normal.

"Dude, me and her were crushing loaf, it's amazing"
"Isn't crushing loaf a scat fetish thing?"

by Social Experiment March 26, 2025

crushing a loaf

Something villagers love to do. Reference to the minecraft movie, where Steve introduces the villagers.

Steve: oh these guys? They’re the villagers! They love crushing a loaf!

by liljimbobdavegreglarrysteve April 10, 2025

Olive Loaf

A football term to describe an offensive lineman who has all the right ingredients to be a stud, but is a terrible player.

At 6'8", 325lbs, Parker should be dominating at tackle, but he's a total olive loaf!

by SteelCityMafia November 25, 2017

The Loaf

The Loaf, is what rapper LilSDL uses as a nickname for his gang.

“Ayy man I’m chillin here wit The Loaf”

by LilSDL February 18, 2022

Meat Loaf

A guy who wouldn't do that.

Rest in Peace Michael Aday

A.K.A Meat Loaf

1947-2022

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 22, 2022

loaf

name for boys who are soft bitches

he a loaf.

by Lila and Ariana September 30, 2023

Sugar loafed

Getting it up the bum by a welsh sheep up the sugarloaf mountain aka a sheep shagger.

He got absolutely slizzered last night, he ended up getting bloody sugar loafed what a nonce.

by Welsh69 April 22, 2019