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Barack Obama's Last Name

Friend : What's Barack Obama's last name?
Me : His name is.... 😣➡️😖➡️🤢➡️🤮➡️💀
by Shrek_masculinity_dick_energy October 15, 2019
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sampson's last wish

Dude #1: damn, I can't decide between the Orb Hunter or Regulator's Nephew.
Dude #2: Nah man, Sampson's Last Wish is the cut to get.
by widget master September 29, 2020
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The Last Great Console

Chrono Tigger and FF3 sell at a f*ckin high price on Ebay.
by Ron Barr March 30, 2003
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The Last Unicorn

A man, or woman secures a dildo to his/her forehead. This dildo is then forced into the woman's vagina, until orgasm.

It is customary for the "unicorn" to nay like a unicorn and kick with the back legs.
"I performed the Last Unicorn on Jill last night, and I wasn't the only one naying."
by Boys of 17 March 29, 2009
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achilles last stand

One of the greatest hard rock songs of all time, written and performed by Led Zeppelin. Crazy solos, intense riffs and 10 and a half minutes long. Comes close to Stairway to being the greatest hard rock song ever.
The Achilles Last Stand guitar tab gave me a headache.
by GUITARHERO June 11, 2006
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punk rock last name

A "stage name", if you will. The rockers usually use this so that fans everywhere will know them by something a bit more catchy than their real names.
Mike Dirnt. His real name is Mike Pritchard, but Dirnt is a name you will remember more easily. So, Dirnt is his "punk rock last name."
by :::James Bond::: September 21, 2005
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self last

The opposite of self first. Self last requires your buddies to stick with you to avoid awkward situations that could arise from a person of the opposite sex wanting something you do not want anything to do with.
Your friend really wants to make out with you and you know he/she is planning on making a move but you want to avoid it. Therefore you call "self last" to your crew and they are forced to hang with you so no moves can be made.
by HeinzDub April 14, 2009
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